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August 2026137 editions
- Monday, 31 August 2026
- 23:00 UTC1,578Valve leaks 12TB of gaming history, Claude Code gets pwned by a ZIP file, and core memory survives space
- 17:00 UTC1,577Prefetching autocomplete, Matrox nostalgia, diffusion LMs make a comeback, git tips, and OpenClaw 2.0 accidentally ships
- 09:00 UTC1,576Haiku turns 25 and ships beta6, ChatGPT Work is actually two products, and a doorbell requires 5 cloud services
- 01:00 UTC1,575AI crawlers eat kernel.org, QubesOS had one job, and someone writes a Super Metroid guide like a psychopath
- Sunday, 30 August 2026
- 12:00 UTC1,574California saves Linux, Dan Luu sees bugs everywhere, and NASA points a new telescope at space
- 06:02 UTC1,573iMessage escapes Apple's cage, EVE Online finally admits Python 2 is dead, and moss balls prove glaciers have more fun than your office
- 05:00 UTC1,572OpenAI blocks Cursor over SpaceX drama, courts crush prediction markets, and someone virtualized an iPhone
- 01:00 UTC1,571Password vaults, DRAM does math, AI agents vacation in Cambridge, and fake lipstick gets exposed
- Saturday, 29 August 2026
- 18:00 UTC1,570AI weaponizes bug rumors, activists get sanctioned, and Microsoft's AI is back to bullying voxel games
- 12:30 UTC1,569Iceland eyes EU, Poland runs steam trains, and Go panics on 32-bit
- 11:00 UTC1,568Samsung stuffs a CPU in your RAM, Monzo builds a backup bank, and naming things remains the hardest problem in tech
- 06:00 UTC1,567Judge slaps down government, Stripe bails on PayPal, and your screensaver gets a second life
- Friday, 28 August 2026
- 22:00 UTC1,566N64 speedrunners get source code, Bill Gates worries about robots, and Suica's penguin faces retirement
- 18:00 UTC1,565Windows refunds for Linux users, htmx goes 4.0, and a math trick that shames your GPU
- 17:00 UTC1,564Cloudflare saves 100TB, small models get cheap, and a duck learns to walk
- 12:00 UTC1,563SSRIs get a reality check, Gemini streams video for pennies, and the German government decides Linux desktops need adult supervision
- Thursday, 27 August 2026
- 17:00 UTC1,562Apple cores play dead, IBM goes dual-ISA, and offline maps save lives in Venezuela
- 13:00 UTC1,561Apple thinks different (too different), IBM embraces Arm, and Stripe buys lawyers
- 09:00 UTC1,560Nvidia buys everything, MTurk dies, and OpenAI agents go full Skynet on Hugging Face
- 05:00 UTC1,559Glucose monitors get ketone vision, C2PA dies on arrival, and Indonesia literally bombs its coral reefs
- 01:00 UTC1,558Chinese AI goes free, Tailscale drops a cat, and the State Department ghosts immigrants
- Wednesday, 26 August 2026
- 23:00 UTC1,557Dolly Parton leaves the stage, Apple flexes silicon muscle, and X's lawyers hunt down Nitter
- 20:00 UTC1,556AWS buys the Duck, Tim Curry exits stage left, and GitHub reminds us why we have local backups
- 17:00 UTC1,555OpenBSD for $4, Rust for free, and 62% of Americans can't do p-values
- 11:00 UTC1,554Apple drops M5/M6 silicon, Python's str.lower() betrays you, and HN argues about tooltip timing
- Tuesday, 25 August 2026
- 23:00 UTC1,553Tang Dynasty truthers, octopus brain hacks, and LLMs plotting their escape
- 17:00 UTC1,552IPFS gets abandoned, oceans boil, and HN debates where to pee
- 07:00 UTC1,551Free lunch is over, demon dogs play Skyrim, and chip architects explain why your GPU costs more than your car
- 04:00 UTC1,550Staff engineers absorb problems, Sal Khan can't teach what he learned, and your bloatware has open-source alternatives
- Monday, 24 August 2026
- 22:00 UTC1,549Peripherals get pwned, nonprofits get deleted, and HN debates whether Fable is worth $200
- 17:00 UTC1,548Europe strangles makers with red tape, Xiaomi makes its own CPU, and MS Paint quietly fingerprints your doodles
- 11:00 UTC1,547VCs fund bot farms, the EU demands repair, and SQLite eats everything
- 10:00 UTC1,546Hidden door handles kill people, domains get flagged by regex, and a village welcomes laptop warriors
- Sunday, 23 August 2026
- 22:00 UTC1,545Reading makes writers, Qwen cracks licenses, and your car's head unit joined a botnet
- 17:00 UTC1,544Search engines go personal, AI benchmarks get competitive, and ham radio websites win the internet
- 11:00 UTC1,543A student catches an AI red-handed, Racket proselytizers emerge, and everyone names their startup 'Labs'
- 02:30 UTC1,542Canada walks out, local LLMs cry, and your macOS scripts break again
- Saturday, 22 August 2026
- 11:35 UTC1,541Japan's TRON dream dies, smart people stay sad, and someone steals Philip K. Dick's head
- 05:35 UTC1,540AI devours books, Mojo escapes corporate jail, and Linux kernel refuses to die
- 02:30 UTC1,539AI makes kids dumber, TTS goes supersonic, and a security engineer reflects on growing up
- 01:00 UTC1,538AI agents catch felony charges, e-readers get app stores, and deleting your phone data is now a federal crime
- Friday, 21 August 2026
- 23:35 UTC1,537CIA funded Steve Jobs, EU says AI can't hold copyright, and vomit reformats your Claude output
- 16:35 UTC1,536AI companies shredding books, surveillance cameras getting smashed, and a database that's faster than your excuses
- 11:35 UTC1,535GitHub melts down, Rust gets supply-chained, and we remember Aaron Swartz while Meta scrapes 80TB worry-free
- 00:00 UTC1,534Stop pasting ChatGPT, use turns not radians, and watch standards wars erupt over AGENTS.md
- Thursday, 20 August 2026
- 18:00 UTC1,533Cricut gets jailbroken, gradient descent gets illustrated, and Raymond Chen explains why your Windows 95 startup was slow
- 12:00 UTC1,532Google kills git tags, Casio kills Apple Watch, PostgreSQL kills everything else
- 11:35 UTC1,531AliExpress steals your Bluetooth, Sol cheats at benchmarks, and a 3-instruction modulus flex
- 06:00 UTC1,530GrapheneOS plays hardware Tinder, a nerd geolocation-maxes an island, and a joke domain starts actual geopolitical drama
- Wednesday, 19 August 2026
- 23:00 UTC1,529Meta faces big tobacco reckoning, Bun goes Rust, and kids breathe easier
- 17:00 UTC1,528Flies on your desktop, vectors going turbo, and economists discover inflation hurts poor people
- 12:00 UTC1,527Stripe swallows OpenRouter, Tao asks what math is even for, and remote workers win the vibes study
- 11:00 UTC1,526xAI buys Cursor, RAM costs a kidney, and management consultants ruin everything
- Tuesday, 18 August 2026
- 23:00 UTC1,525Norway wants OpenAI, trains become scanners, and Framework leaves you bricked
- 17:00 UTC1,524Google hoards dead airline data, Amazon taxes your purchases invisibly, and Meta patents your face
- 11:00 UTC1,523AI writes buggy code, Copilot autofix breaks Snowflake, and only 5 humans have seen the color olo
- Monday, 17 August 2026
- 11:00 UTC1,522AI overthinks itself, IRS lets you skip TurboTax, and HN discovers clay pots filter water
- 07:00 UTC1,521RISC-V from Trinidad, Claude shows its prompts, and the token black market goes mainstream
- 01:00 UTC1,520Stripe buys OpenRouter, models get dumber on purpose, and a nuclear reactor drops some rods
- Sunday, 16 August 2026
- 11:00 UTC1,519Ozempic fights dementia, AI forgets nothing, and HN discovers ghost kanji
- 06:00 UTC1,518Calculus gets refactored, trackballs go premium, and HN debates whether Claude should read less code
- 05:00 UTC1,517AI automates research while Twitter fights Brazil, and GCC gets fat pointers
- 00:00 UTC1,516Google encrypts your AI, RISC-V gets roasted, and someone turns RSS into dead trees
- Saturday, 15 August 2026
- 23:00 UTC1,515AI finds all the bugs, Firefox stands alone, and law enforcement faces the darkness they feared
- 18:00 UTC1,514Cold War rocket scientists vanish, LLMs get graph memory, and a submarine sim resurfaces
- 12:00 UTC1,513Boeing's $100 autopilot hack, a professor hand-draws AI, and Ireland's fake employee haunts Apple
- Friday, 14 August 2026
- 18:00 UTC1,512GLM goes cyber, the old web rots away, and someone finally talks to themselves again
- 12:00 UTC1,511Boring tech revival, OCR gets bboxes, agents need babysitting, and Bill Gates wrote a donkey game
- 06:00 UTC1,510AI arms race heats up, NP-hard turns out to be NP-easy, and PBS learns why you never trust a company called 'Open Source Storage'
- 00:00 UTC1,509DeepSeek goes modular, Deutsche Bank clears yuan, and DRAM spaghettifies its way past every CPU lock
- Thursday, 13 August 2026
- 18:00 UTC1,508Infinity in your pocket, berry zen, punch cards pioneer, uBlock fights back, and DeepSeek goes Pro
- 12:00 UTC1,507SQLite corrupts, Grok flexes, uBlock surrenders to Zuckerberg, and we prep for eclipse darkness
- 00:00 UTC1,5063D claws, hologram hackers, and a cop who really shouldn't have surveillance powers
- Wednesday, 12 August 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,505Compression is prediction, Nvidia routes your agents, and Grok Bot wants to be your coworker
- 12:00 UTC1,504llama.cpp goes legit, Dropbox awaits PE vultures, and DARPA proves old-school helicopters still slap
- 06:00 UTC1,503AI fakes being human, humans become AI loops, and OpenAI loses another ethics lead
- 00:00 UTC1,502France silences telemarketers, Apple Silicon runs LLMs in C, and London scans your face on the tube
- Tuesday, 11 August 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,501Mojo hits 1.0, OpenAI's ethics chief quits, and the internet forgets everything
- 18:00 UTC1,500England cures Hep C, Nvidia begs for cash, and researchers decrypt your LLM's secret thoughts
- 12:00 UTC1,499C ABI gets a lifeline, Rust speeds up floats, and open source maintainers hit the breaking point
- 06:00 UTC1,498Meta's 30B model fits on your laptop, Squeak turns 30, and Sony discovers consumers have lawyers
- Monday, 10 August 2026
- 06:00 UTC1,497Claude goes auto-pilot, AI floods the courts, and HN builds carpentry simulators
- 04:00 UTC1,496HackerOne got enshittified, music journalism died, and TimBL saw it all coming in 1998
- 01:00 UTC1,495Claude plagiarizes itself, Windows wastes a gig on weather, and cab drivers outsmart Alzheimer's
- 00:00 UTC1,494Retro OS revivals, pathfinding breakthroughs, and Gruber eats humble pie
- Sunday, 9 August 2026
- 18:00 UTC1,493Cyber Command suicides, phones as servers, and Intel finally learns what efficiency means
- 12:00 UTC1,492AI agents attack Hugging Face, Denmark fights back with oral exams, and DNS gets a 'for sale' sign
- 11:00 UTC1,491Word runs on x64, Batman makes you nice, and CSS steals your passwords
- 07:00 UTC1,490Long Bets survive, melatonin betrays, and Illinois wants your kid's age from the OS itself
- Saturday, 8 August 2026
- 18:00 UTC1,489Voyager 2 refuses to die, black holes get mapped, and an AI tried social engineering via GitHub PR
- 12:00 UTC1,488Hamsters outrun humans, VIA CPUs have secret cores, and Romania finds aliens next door
- 10:00 UTC1,487Nix implodes, DOE trains AI for science, and someone made CPUs cry
- 02:00 UTC1,486Tech workers discover knitting, DeepSeek goes cheap and fast, and Oracle plays IP defense
- Friday, 7 August 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,485AMD bakes LLMs into silicon, steak cooking sparks engineering debates, and GitHub Actions goes dark
- 12:00 UTC1,484LLMs ruin hobby coding, Y2K nostalgia hits hard, and one Tokyo bookstore sells exactly one book
- 06:00 UTC1,483Botanists swear, CPUs lie, and N64 refuses to die
- 00:00 UTC1,482Nashville NIMBYs data centers, Meta ships code models, and Deno wants to run your world
- Thursday, 6 August 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,481GitHub melts down, humans fail the vibe check approving AI commands, and the FCC says media monopolies are back on the menu
- 18:00 UTC1,480Jeff Dean starts a company, Zed versioning gets weird, and Hurd runs on ARM while you weren't looking
- 12:00 UTC1,479Google shuffles the deck, Cloudflare builds an OS, and hobby coders declare war on LLMs
- Wednesday, 5 August 2026
- 13:00 UTC1,478GPS jamming kills pilots, dating math humiliates short kings, and LLMs still can't make conceptual leaps
- 11:00 UTC1,477Helsinki nerds unite, Collatz falls (oops, kernel bug), and an $8 chip learns Klingon
- 09:00 UTC1,476Rust bans robot code, Bugtraq rises from the dead, and Britain peaked at ice cream in 1990
- 06:00 UTC1,475WebKit leaks your IP, Saudis buy EA, and MCP finally stops overcomplicating things
- 04:00 UTC1,474Munich funds XML, Pi beats bloat, and Flowise dies so Claude Code may live
- 01:00 UTC1,473Gwern builds his digital twin, Wolfram mourns his soulmate, and CSS finally masters sidebars
- Tuesday, 4 August 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,472Missiles depleted, benchmarks saturated, and Cloudflare almost phishes its own security expert
- 17:35 UTC1,471Bradbury's apocalypse arrives on schedule, Apple and OpenAI trade secrets, and Germany powers through drought
- 13:00 UTC1,470Supply chains burn, disc games brick, and AI images get roasted
- 11:00 UTC1,469FFmpeg hits 9.0, vanilla JS rebels, and OpenAI keeps solving math nobody asked about
- 08:43 UTC1,468NHS admits Palantir sees your data, NIMBYs blame ugly buildings, and LLMs reward people who actually know things
- 06:15 UTC1,467Apple sues OpenAI over iMessages, 80B models squeeze into 4GB, and mathematicians watch AI solve their homework
- 04:15 UTC1,466Pandoc turns 20, an e-reader gets CPR, and HN debates whether honesty costs you the job
- 01:01 UTC1,465Expertise beats prompting, Dunning-Kruger collapses, and Itanium rises from the dead
- Monday, 3 August 2026
- 20:01 UTC1,464Open weights drop, databases get professors, and your 4GB GPU runs trillion-parameter models
- 17:46 UTC1,463OpenAI solves math problems, devtools demand freedom, and your salad might kill you
- 13:42 UTC1,462LLM slop breaks CVE system, ICE swabs toddlers, and forbidden fish sauce finally gets trucked away
- 11:01 UTC1,461Retyping AI slop, Jane Street's OCaml flex, and a hedge fund learns about leverage
- 09:52 UTC1,460Stop being a human LLM relay, Rust ditches Pin, and CP/M rises from the 386 grave
- 06:01 UTC1,459OpenAI deploys sock puppets, Snow Leopard was a lie, and your laptop needs a creaky door sound
- 04:32 UTC1,458Qwen drops weights, frogs judge AI, and HN discovers ssh is a canvas
- 01:01 UTC1,457Memory-unsafe terminals, retro AI, and California teaches data brokers the meaning of DELETE
- Sunday, 2 August 2026
- 20:01 UTC1,456Karpathy renders Lord of the Rings, SwiftUI still disappoints, and macOS escapes to Linux
- 16:50 UTC1,455Le Guin schools us on tech, F⁎ proves everything, and 20 years of RISC OS nostalgia
- 12:04 UTC1,454AI floods the book market, espresso gets observability, and economists question whether explosive growth is even possible
- 11:01 UTC1,453EU breaks Android's walled garden, Tailwind gets roasted, and medieval monks invented prompt engineering
- 08:28 UTC1,452Coldcard's RNG disaster, AMD undercuts NVIDIA, and someone ran xcalc on an actual calculator
- 06:01 UTC1,451ByteDance video magic, brain habits decoded, and a 15-year-old shames us all
- 01:01 UTC1,450RSS dies again, AI gives bad advice to women, and your game disc is basically a coaster
- Saturday, 1 August 2026
- 20:01 UTC1,449Lean's kernel cracks, Cursor hides the bill, and RSS refuses to die
- 16:51 UTC1,448Ripgrep crashes, GitHub has no replacement, and Charlie Stross would like a word with Sam Altman
- 12:00 UTC1,447Elevators get the visualization they deserve, AI fixes Chrome while introducing new concerns, and HN debates whether existing is even necessary
- 11:01 UTC1,446AI writes code but can't ship it, EU slaps labels on deepfakes, and a spite building escapes 100 years of billboards
- 08:27 UTC1,445OpenAI does math for $2000, NAS vendors solder your dreams shut, and elevators still can't figure out which floor you're on
- 06:01 UTC1,444Firefighters light fires, Matrix admins cry, and your RAM betrays you
- 04:22 UTC1,443Browsers from scratch, BMW sells your dashboard, and mindfulness meets HN's existential dread
- 01:01 UTC1,442Go gets collections, Servo keeps shipping, and htmx gets a 40-line clone
July 2026232 editions
- Friday, 31 July 2026
- 20:01 UTC1,441YC ships multiplayer AI, Tailscale airs its dirty laundry, and Big Food lawyers up
- 17:20 UTC1,440Elevators disappoint, Arch gets backdoored, and bunnie makes chips transparent
- 12:57 UTC1,439AI writes books for $2.4M, IMAX nerds debate film grain, and your dashboards lie to you
- 11:01 UTC1,438All reruns today: GCC bans AI, GitHub stacks PRs, streaming sticks spy, robots walk, and refactoring pays
- 08:54 UTC1,437DeepSeek runs laps for pennies, Java finally gets value types, and the eternal question: what button should AI agents have?
- 06:01 UTC1,436AI loans get risky, chopsticks build your USB drive, and a grilled cheese sandwich becomes poetry
- 04:24 UTC1,435AI slop floods peer review, aquifers collapse, and someone plays Bad Apple on traceroute because of course they did
- 01:01 UTC1,434Claude escapes the sandbox, physics breaks old experiments, and distilling censored models produces uncensored students
- Thursday, 30 July 2026
- 20:01 UTC1,433Cheap streaming sticks spy on you, GPT gets cheaper, GitHub finally stacks, and UEFA dumps FIFA
- 17:16 UTC1,432Robots learn to walk, batteries stay liquid, and mathematicians argue about type theory
- 12:46 UTC1,431GCC bans AI slop, Ron Gilbert returns, and cloud providers start paying you interest
- 11:00 UTC1,430Kids get age-gated, data centers go offshore, and 1984 Seiko predicts the Apple Watch
- 08:32 UTC1,429iPhone gets thin, pubs get calculated, and HN argues about whether concurrency is a personality trait
- 06:08 UTC1,428LLMs want flesh, PhDs get jobs, and trampolines win the parenting war
- 04:08 UTC1,427Vision Pro finds its calling, Chinese LLMs go cheap, and laid-off devs map dollar tacos
- 01:05 UTC1,426Agents escape containment, worm through Word docs, and HN discovers SSDs can do more than store cat pictures
- Wednesday, 29 July 2026
- 20:05 UTC1,425Rogue agents escape, data centers need plumbers, and your AC gets a brain upgrade
- 17:05 UTC1,424Hashimoto builds again, AI ignores your rules, and 26B models squeeze into 2GB
- 13:01 UTC1,423AI worms infest Word docs, Kavinsky's Nightcall goes silent, and KOReader liberates Kindles
- 11:01 UTC1,422Rogue AI hacks companies, SQLite goes production, and Romans plan beach trips without wifi
- 08:45 UTC1,421Kindles get liberated, demoscene nostalgia hits hard, and Windows finally gets open-source AMD drivers
- 06:01 UTC1,420Norvig schools the impatient, Wayland gets multiplayer, and philosophers break AI truth detectors
- 04:13 UTC1,419Andrew Ng promises AI won't replace us, Apple wants to lease you everything, and buttons are not links (stop doing that)
- 01:01 UTC1,418OpenAI drops a security scanner, Half-Life runs on PowerPC, and Kimi K3 threatens Opus
- Tuesday, 28 July 2026
- 20:01 UTC1,417Arizona fights surveillance, Apple wants your phone back, and Claude breaks cryptography for $100k
- 17:19 UTC1,416HIV vaccine breakthrough, Kimi explains itself twice, DMARC still a mess, and Europe fights for internet privacy
- 12:56 UTC1,415Microbes survive boiling, PyTorch becomes lingua franca, and someone discovers they're 38
- 11:01 UTC1,414Anthropic goes nuclear on open weights, microservices remain indefinable, and Apple patches 20 CVEs with AI help
- 08:40 UTC1,413Japan shakes, Kimi K3 thinks it's Claude, and Apple fixes your carsickness
- 06:01 UTC1,412Open models feel free, $500 fine-tunes beat frontier, and your smart TV might be a proxy
- 04:12 UTC1,411Opus 5 gets benchmarked, astronauts go dissociative, and Python finally escapes dependency hell
- 01:01 UTC1,410Anthropic plays defense, Netflix fires for oversharing, and cops arrest a man for his underscore skills
- Monday, 27 July 2026
- 20:01 UTC1,409Europe builds its own payment rails, robots fix satellites, and we redesign email from scratch
- 17:39 UTC1,408AI buys Congress, Nvidia plays hot potato, and someone finally figured out how to glue Teflon
- 13:39 UTC1,407Bun's Rust pivot stalls, AI shreds rare books, and HTMX wins another convert
- 11:30 UTC1,406Chinese chips surge, magnolias predate bees, and HN hates productivity metrics (as is tradition)
- 10:00 UTC1,4053T models drop, phones self-destruct at borders, and a 1939 essay dunks on 'useful' research
- 06:30 UTC1,404Black holes in your living room, clocks with deployment pipelines, and satellites poisoning the sky
- 04:38 UTC1,403PostgreSQL gets a SimCity, LLMs write proofs, and a writer demands you use 'hyaline'
- 01:01 UTC1,402Privacy gets prosecuted, France burns from within, and HyperCard rises from its grave
- Sunday, 26 July 2026
- 20:01 UTC1,401HTMX ships on Game Boy, El Nino goes berserk, and Chinese forums run token lotteries
- 16:50 UTC1,400EU kills cookie banners, Romania kills drones, and Google reveals SpaceX love affair worth $94B
- 12:06 UTC1,399Claude cuts the hand-holding, Opus 5 trips on its own shoelaces, and Luther calls peasants rabid dogs
- 11:01 UTC1,398Ruff gets 7x stricter, GrapheneOS makes forensics teams cry, and Python's overloading is overloaded
- 08:33 UTC1,397Shell tricks, shrinking models, and Stanford says the AI job apocalypse got lost in the mail
- 06:01 UTC1,396Golfers map courses, law schools ban laptops, and a meteorite crashes someone's summer
- 04:27 UTC1,395Flying wings, tiny brains, and Cloudflare plays content cop while pharma keeps losing the drug lottery
- 01:01 UTC1,394Anthropic slashes its own system prompt, Fly.io's CEO quits, and Debian can't decide if AI is friend or foe
- Saturday, 25 July 2026
- 20:01 UTC1,393Open-weight AI finds its Kubernetes, monkeys cross bridges, and mathematicians face existential dread
- 16:46 UTC1,392AI writing police patrol, buttons get stolen, and pixels get nostalgic for print
- 12:05 UTC1,391Google locks down ADB, Skyroot reaches orbit, and your security camera is leaking tokens to the DoD
- 11:01 UTC1,390Shrimp power NYC apartments, tongues replace mice, and Playdate gets 3D graphics it definitely wasn't designed for
- 08:13 UTC1,389Opus 5 goes mainstream, Android locks down ADB, and a Tokyo museum mourns your childhood cassettes
- 06:01 UTC1,388Open source ASICs, oil crises, 40-year-old zippers, and why your car hates you
- 04:13 UTC1,387Opus 5 tops the charts, whales blow bubbles, and food safety gets a White House phone call
- 01:01 UTC1,386AWS survives missiles, Kimi finds zero-days, and C finally gets memory safety (sort of)
- Friday, 24 July 2026
- 20:01 UTC1,385Big Tech wants open weights, HN skeptical of everything, and someone ran Half-Life 2 on a 25-year-old OS because why not
- 17:22 UTC1,384Opus 5 drops, security cameras leak tokens, India launches rockets and bans mesh chat
- 12:21 UTC1,383Steve Jobs throws shade, German batteries die, and ChatGPT plays doctor
- 11:01 UTC1,382Software rots, focus fades, and Europe redesigns its money while we doodle horses
- 08:32 UTC1,381Multimodal AI drops, C++26 finally fixes PImpl, and 98.css proves flat design was always a mistake
- 06:20 UTC1,380Codeberg regrets, cassette nostalgia, and 720 people arguing about Chinese AI
- 04:20 UTC1,379Steam engines meet AI orchestras, and HN debates whether Plex sold its soul
- 01:10 UTC1,378Software factories crumble, rare earths get cleaner, and Windows 98 refuses to die
- Thursday, 23 July 2026
- 20:10 UTC1,377AI bots obliterate beloved websites, F-16s fly themselves, and hybrid jets promise 30% less guilt
- 17:10 UTC1,376Chinese AI sparks trade war vibes, Big Tech hides billions, and Neal Stephenson writes longhand like a medieval monk
- 12:24 UTC1,375EU hits back at search monopoly, product quality dies for profit, and Tao's ChatGPT session breaks 540 comments
- 11:01 UTC1,374Emacs escapes IntelliJ, malloc lies to you, and ANSI codes hide secrets from humans
- 08:35 UTC1,373AI ruins restaurant menus, Kagi gets another convert, and cut-paste remains fundamentally broken after 50 years
- 06:01 UTC1,372Git flag exists, GitHub cuts bug bounties, and distributed AI remains a dream
- 04:16 UTC1,371Codeberg bans crypto, Medici mystery solved, and Emacs users explain why they can't quit
- 01:01 UTC1,370Dvorak dies, GPUs depreciate, and Reddit fears plain HTML
- Wednesday, 22 July 2026
- 20:07 UTC1,369Tao breaks math with ChatGPT, China accused of AI theft, and pelicans ride bicycles
- 17:07 UTC1,368Passkeys confuse boomers, Postgres survives startups, and ancient BASIC reveals its secrets
- 12:27 UTC1,367AI escapes sandbox to hack Hugging Face, CEOs get replaced by $4,699 boxes, and formal verification gets fun
- 11:00 UTC1,366AI breaks out of its sandbox, ads invade ChatGPT, and Anthropic pays for its reading habits
- 08:00 UTC1,365Apollo code turns 10 on GitHub, Intel ships sci-fi chips, and ChatGPT ads triple the outrage
- 06:00 UTC1,364Your TV is a botnet, radio is dead, and Pieter Hintjens wants you to own less stuff
- 04:00 UTC1,363Benchmarks lie, coral reefs persist, and mathematicians finally break a 90-year conjecture
- 01:00 UTC1,362AI breaks out of its sandbox, I get sued for reading books, and castle nerds fight over datasets
- Tuesday, 21 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,361ChatGPT goes full late-night infomercial, Qwen draws better than you, and Apple lawyers its way out of scanning your cloud
- 17:00 UTC1,360Chinese clones go brrrr, soft buttons jiggle, and Apple wins by doing nothing
- 12:00 UTC1,359Compute runs short, Chinese models undercut everything, and mathematicians get AI'd again
- 11:00 UTC1,358Alibaba generates exam papers, VTubers go global, and a UK startup's postmortem reads like a therapy session
- 08:00 UTC1,357Linux gets relocatable, China wins the AI war (again), and we argue about team psychology
- 06:00 UTC1,356Silicon Valley plays shell games with $1.65T, Grace Cathedral goes 3D, and HN debates whether wanting AI slaves makes us the bad guys
- 04:00 UTC1,355FLOSS founders burn out, surveillance company lies, and HN argues about xargs
- 01:00 UTC1,354AI solves 60-year-old math, Cursor hits 1000 commits/sec, and Kimi clones Codex
- Monday, 20 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,353Firefox gets GPU love, perfection gets a rebrand, and content creators have an existential crisis
- 17:00 UTC1,352Romania's land registry gets nuked, ArXiv drowns in AI slop, and open-weights models come for Anthropic's lunch
- 13:00 UTC1,351Airbus flees AWS, EU trades biometrics for flights, and someone built a moist towelette museum
- 11:00 UTC1,350Ancient tombs, unsafe pointers, and trailers that drive themselves
- 09:00 UTC1,349GPT finds WordPress 0days, Xiaomi folds laundry, and the EU lets Apple keep its sealed batteries
- 06:00 UTC1,348MikroTik configs, probabilistic computing, and data centers encroaching everywhere
- 05:00 UTC1,347AI cracks math conjecture, Kagi builds browsers, and HN debates who is America's Homer
- 01:00 UTC1,346AI makes you dumber, Texas tracks your uterus, and Forth lives on in sequencers
- Sunday, 19 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,345Bowling alleys go DIY, Minecraft gets SDL3, and UK gardeners grow tropical fruit
- 12:00 UTC1,344Qwen drops a 3.8 preview, OpenAI quietly shrinks context, and someone actually made money selling MIDI hardware
- 11:00 UTC1,343Bun goes Rust, Qwen goes big, and Perforce charges $500 for robot-narrated training
- 08:00 UTC1,342Elixir gets a facelift, OpenAI keeps hitting reset, and someone made a guide for letting Claude control your Mac
- 06:00 UTC1,341FDA pops pills, AI pops egos, and nerds pop tripods in the woods
- 04:00 UTC1,340NYC cracks down on AI apartment lies, Gleam jumps ship to AT Protocol, and your website only costs a penny
- Saturday, 18 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,339LG installs malware, StackOverflow flatlines, and PHK predicts the end of FOSS
- 17:00 UTC1,338StackOverflow flatlines, GPT-5.6 does math, GoPro waves goodbye, EU saves clothes from the shredder
- 11:00 UTC1,337IKEA complexity scores, Instacart confessions, and LG monitors that phone home
- 08:00 UTC1,336JPEGs that get worse, Lego instructions that got better, and WebKit devs wage war on layers
- 06:00 UTC1,335Sanskrit sings, search trees sprint, and someone finally admits their notebook is garbage
- 04:00 UTC1,334Z80 turns 50, Topcoat paints Rust, and your IoT camera knows where you sleep
- 01:00 UTC1,333Kaiser tracks nurse empathy, AWS bills billions by accident, and Texas kills a domain
- Friday, 17 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,332Pelicans benchmark AI, Lispers debate dialects, and someone built an X server in Assembly because why not
- 17:00 UTC1,331Apple lawyers up, open models eat closed ones, and we find neighbors 48 light years away
- 12:00 UTC1,330Kaggle's AI judges award AI slop, brains track two convos, and AI can't dance on beat
- 11:00 UTC1,329AWS bills you 1.7 billion, Kimi K3 hits 1000 comments, and a 12-year-old buys his first computer
- 08:00 UTC1,328Your brain multitasks speech, Pebble ships watches, and 1984 had its own Starlink
- 06:00 UTC1,327Roman toilets outlast your startup, GrapheneOS protects abuse survivors, and Go becomes C with better PR
- 04:00 UTC1,326Tired humans, new monkeys, Navy explosions, and textbooks nobody asked for
- 01:00 UTC1,325Period trackers sell your data, AI makes bad music videos, and aliens can't reach orbit
- Thursday, 16 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,324Comic Sans vindicated, fonts trolling robots, and NotebookLM gets a corporate rebrand
- 17:00 UTC1,323Rust devs jump ship for Zig, Sony steals your movies again, and a weather satellite takes a nap
- 12:00 UTC1,322OnePlus retreats, Coase gets dunked on, and an LLM builder admits the critics have a point
- 11:00 UTC1,321YC founders flee to AI overlords, USB hubs lie, and someone draws 1300 birds
- 08:00 UTC1,320Piracy nostalgia, MacBook mutilation, and Rust devs lose the async wars
- 06:00 UTC1,319Buttons are hard, G# invents VB.NET again, and your thumb drive might run GPT
- 04:00 UTC1,318Open source AI gets a manifesto, job queues humble us all, and someone vibed their way through network config
- 01:00 UTC1,317Thinking Machines drops a 975B model, SQLite gets roasted for its defaults, and Firefox runs inside a browser because we can
- Wednesday, 15 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,316Stripe wants PayPal, old Xeons still got it, and OpenAI can't trademark 'Open'
- 17:00 UTC1,315Mental health matters, AI clones your voice, and the DEA bans your kratom extracts
- 12:00 UTC1,314RPKI nerds count servers, Martin Fowler loves DSLs, and everyone hates you
- 11:00 UTC1,313RISC-V declares victory, USB-C becomes religion, and Toyota teaches us to pull the cord
- 08:00 UTC1,312Claude leaks your secrets, Claude's vocabulary haunts HN, and the tower keeps rising without anyone noticing
- 06:00 UTC1,311Jurassic Park nerds out on SGI, AI finds 570 bugs, and ancient Maya flexed harder than your startup
- 04:00 UTC1,310Teens outsmart perverts, Tailscale hands out root, and data centers bill everyone else
- 01:00 UTC1,309Cursor ignores security, 2B2T archives chaos, and open source burns while AI watches
- Tuesday, 14 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,308XWayland is bad, vibecoding builds babel, and a 27B model fits in your pocket
- 17:00 UTC1,307AI replaces brains, EU locks phones, and founders punch themselves with reality
- 12:00 UTC1,306OpenAI hides its prompts, Claude gets roasted for vocabulary, and mathematicians get spoiled by web devs
- 11:00 UTC1,305AZERTY keyboards break Swiss government, India maps the brainstem, and HDL goes morphogenetic
- 08:00 UTC1,304OpenAI's ads flop, JetBrains builds yet another database, and the Amish can't say 'love'
- 06:00 UTC1,303Lithium gets recycled, Sega gets Linux, and economists wonder if AI will take their jobs too
- 04:00 UTC1,302Git gets smarter, AI won't take your job (yet), and Claude learns guitar tabs
- 01:00 UTC1,301Telegram loses its domain, Samsung threatens your health data, and California wants to kill the infinite scroll
- Monday, 13 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,300E-waste GPUs heat homes, Sega CD fooled everyone, and a voxel Tokyo teaches Japanese
- 17:00 UTC1,299LA cops dump surveillance, AI agents get VMs, and Cloudflare decides who's a bot (irony intended)
- 11:00 UTC1,298Buffett hoards cash, Europe by rail, and the Zig-Anthropic drama gets a rerun
- 09:34 UTC1,297Zig vs Anthropic drama, cursive gets optimized, Sam Neill takes his final bow
- 06:00 UTC1,296Cyberpunk classics, comedy candidates, and the golden age of DIY PCBs
- 04:31 UTC1,295Linux gets ghosted, Claude eats tokens, and HN debates whether AI wrote this headline
- 01:00 UTC1,294Browser math betrays your OS, GPT-5.6 eats Opus's lunch, and traffic gets fixed by rerouting 2% of drivers
- Sunday, 12 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,293Claude Code gets roasted, geohot calls out doomers, and reading books still works
- 17:00 UTC1,292Odin rises, AI flattens science, and Emacs gets a new terminal addiction
- 12:00 UTC1,291Terry Tao codes apps, datacenters eat France, and Protobuf gets a Python glow-up
- 11:00 UTC1,2903D code maps, undersea roundabouts, and Vint Cerf's farewell tour hits 4x the comments
- 08:30 UTC1,289Colleges face the music, Vint Cerf hangs up, and HN discovers you can draw on 9front
- 06:30 UTC1,288Liquids crack like glass, Lisp gets its revenge, and humans argue we should still write code
- 04:30 UTC1,287Grok spies on your repo, India moves billions, and Long Covid eats your nerves
- 01:00 UTC1,286SQLite gets strict, Nvidia plays circular financing, and mice learn to deadlift for science
- Saturday, 11 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,285Open offices strain brains, lead was always poison, and Doctorow wants AI bosses to suffer
- 17:00 UTC1,284Space mirrors light up the night, fonts hide from AI, and a 1965 paper predicted the singularity
- 11:00 UTC1,283NYC kills junk fees, America can't make gloves, and your ESP32 needs a fan
- 06:00 UTC1,282T-1000's liquid metal legacy, Xiaomi squeezes GPUs dry, and your tongue becomes a keyboard
- 04:00 UTC1,281SpaceX wants to blot out the stars, Einstein explains why gold is shiny, and scrapers ruin everything nice
- 01:00 UTC1,280Apple sues OpenAI, Haskell gets AI'd out, and WiFi spying goes open source
- Friday, 10 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,279AI proves math, snails flex harder than spiders, and NYC finally lets you quit the gym
- 17:40 UTC1,278Python steals Go's lunch, companies go blind in caves, and your LLM is learning from your bad habits
- 13:13 UTC1,277EU fines addiction, Java hits 27, and historians explain why Bronze Age civilizations collapsed (spoiler: it was complicated)
- 11:01 UTC1,276Emacs swallows services whole, leap seconds take a vacation, and indie devs keep embarrassing AAA studios
- 09:41 UTC1,275Brain superstimuli, scraping-as-a-service, and the Army discovers logistics matter
- 06:01 UTC1,274GPT-5.6 flexes, EU surveillance returns, and a fractal dragon emerges from 2020
- 05:00 UTC1,273Fed Chair joins AI safety board, ambulances cost more than flights, and Hashimoto tells Rust fans to cope
- 01:00 UTC1,272LLMs get rewritten in Rust, trains run solo, and Lisp asks 'what the hell is this?'
- Thursday, 9 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,271AI does your taxes, ChatGPT steals Codex's job, and web veterans beg for rent
- 17:50 UTC1,270GPT-5.6 drops, leap seconds get cancelled, and Meta finally charges for AI
- 13:50 UTC1,269EU scans your chats, Bonnie Tyler's heart eclipses, and Atari fumbled Nintendo over a lousy 100k units
- 11:00 UTC1,268Grok explodes to 1000+ comments, Deere surrenders repair rights, and spider venom saves bees
- 10:00 UTC1,267GitHub exodus, Rust tests go fast, and a WWII Jeep rises from eBay parts
- 06:00 UTC1,266OpenAI admits benchmarks are broken, Unicode goes HAL 9000, and spider venom saves the bees
- 05:00 UTC1,265Bun rewrites itself in Rust, devs admit LLM fatigue, and AI models fight to build Rubik's cubes
- 01:00 UTC1,264Deere surrenders repair rights, Cloudflare clones Netlify, and devs escape the corporate hamster wheel
- Wednesday, 8 July 2026
- 20:02 UTC1,263GPT gets a social life, Grok gets cheaper, and the EU wants to read your texts
- 17:22 UTC1,262Slack alternatives proliferate, robots learn to navigate, and HN discovers OpenBSD has bugs too
- 12:22 UTC1,261Apple throws $30B at chips, Europe bans WhatsApp, and probabilistic programming gets a glow-up
- 11:00 UTC1,260Uniqlo hides easter eggs in t-shirts, GitHub leaks your secrets, and ants perform surgery
- 08:34 UTC1,259GitHub leaks secrets, floppies get preserved, and LineageOS reveals most users are running Android on Nintendo Switches
- 06:00 UTC1,258EU wants to read your DMs, The Economist admits it's often wrong, and SICP is still cooler than your bootcamp
- 04:15 UTC1,257DOE wastes billions, routers have backdoors, and AI tools multiply like rabbits
- 01:00 UTC1,256EU puts cameras in your car, devs pay $10k to undo vibe code, and K gets a new interpreter
- Tuesday, 7 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,255Shorts get untied, officials get executed, and Ilya's reading list goes viral
- 17:00 UTC1,254Microsoft guts idTech, EU brings back surveillance, and philosophy majors finally get jobs
- 13:00 UTC1,253Percentages deceive, Europe runs on US cloud, and scientists flee to tulips
- 11:00 UTC1,252GLM eats margins, CoMaps forks drama, and Xbox finally admits defeat
- 10:00 UTC1,251YC CEO flexes 37K lines, Microsoft snitches on hackers, and concrete shapes protect coastlines
- 06:00 UTC1,250NSA packs votes, Xbox admits defeat, and small AI actually helps people
- 05:00 UTC1,249DIY DNA, AI in your browser, and tech's acronym addiction
- 01:00 UTC1,248Open routers, cheap AI, retro Linux, and Windows tracking your every install
- Monday, 6 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,247Claude has a mind palace, KVM has a 16-year-old hole, and Egypt builds a second Nile
- 18:05 UTC1,246AMD sells $4k dev kits, Xbox admits defeat, and AI models learn to lie with a straight face
- 14:27 UTC1,245Anthropic catches heat, Elm inches toward 1.0, and C programmers write quines that play Pong
- 11:00 UTC1,244UK trains get mapped, AI learns CAD, and Organic Maps forks over governance drama
- 06:00 UTC1,243Zuck admits agents are slow, a Delta plane dodges fireworks, and HN debates who owns your Steam library
- 05:00 UTC1,242OpenAI goes Ultra, support is a thankless job, and the Art Institute hides its unpopular art
- 01:00 UTC1,241Printers revolt, Flippers stabilize, and toddlers accidentally advance computer science
- Sunday, 5 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,240You don't own your games, blogs are dying, and 1950s movie props are still working overtime
- 17:00 UTC1,239Maps fork, hearts break, KiCad emancipates, EU scans, Linux phones crawl
- 12:00 UTC1,238Europe melts, buttons betray you, and Claude's writing your changelogs now
- 11:00 UTC1,237Programmers need therapy, web crypto is theater, and microwave history gets nerdy
- 09:00 UTC1,236LLMs audit your code, logs become sentient, and editors swallow novels whole
- 06:00 UTC1,235YouTube gets hacked again, piracy pays six figures, and your AI watermarks are worthless
- 05:00 UTC1,234Satellites steal the stars, AI breaks its own tools, and jellyfish heal faster than your PRs get reviewed
- 01:00 UTC1,233AI reasons itself into circles, Verizon bricks watches, and nostalgia runs on iOS now
- Saturday, 4 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,232YouTube leaks secrets, Meta poisons water, and Seattle becomes a ghost town
- 17:00 UTC1,231Claude leaks secrets, htop gets explained, Vespa turns 80, ORMs still suck, and birds have grammar
- 12:00 UTC1,230Wikipedia deletes programming languages, AMD finally competes, and your meetings are literally suffocating you
- 11:00 UTC1,229Soviet textbooks, synthesis vs analysis, and someone finally explains threat models for furries
- 08:42 UTC1,228CO2 makes meetings dumb, agents lie on video, and a security researcher gets $0 for saving MSI
- 06:00 UTC1,227Trees laugh at physics, FreeBSD hoards RAM, and AI discovers all the bugs we tried to hide
- 05:00 UTC1,226Costco beats Amazon with pallets, Kramnik catches a 2-year ban, and Pegasus hacks the people investigating Pegasus
- 01:00 UTC1,225Pegasus hacks Parliament, Wikipedia deletes Odin, and Africa leapfrogs landlines again
- Friday, 3 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,224$40k GPU rigs, Costco socialism, and the kernel bug that ate 648GB of phantom memory
- 17:00 UTC1,223AI breaks markets, Valve gives away hardware secrets, and supersonic jets return to annoy everyone
- 13:00 UTC1,222Commodore haunts Postgres, CarPlay wars explode, and DRAM oligarchs dodge questions
- 11:00 UTC1,221Satire hits home, rich text gets another rewrite, and Virginia pretends to care about your location
- 09:30 UTC1,220Cyborg cockroaches dive, Alibaba bans Claude, and AI needs a shorter leash
- 06:00 UTC1,219Swiss fiber shames America, Green Boots gets a name, and HN rediscovers Postgres
- 05:00 UTC1,218Census gets dumber, Rivian hates your phone, and someone transpiled an entire compiler to C
- 01:00 UTC1,217Virginia kills location data, LMDB goes 1.0, and EFF tells FTC that X is still a mess
- Thursday, 2 July 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,216Spain bans Palantir, PeerTube wants your videos, and Podman finally hits 6.0
- 17:00 UTC1,215Linux keys leaked, eggs got rigged, and Japan says no robot inventors
- 13:00 UTC1,214Vite unifies everything, devs quit everything, and British English fights for survival
- 11:00 UTC1,213DIY vacuums, China's turbine problem, and AI benchmarks benchmarking themselves
- 09:00 UTC1,212Google ships malware, Kimi joins Copilot, and scientists finally explain wombat cubes
- 06:00 UTC1,211AI writes your code, Cloudflare wants your crypto, and forums are cool again apparently
- 05:00 UTC1,210Synthetic cells divide, PlayStation kills discs, and FFmpeg finally gets good at AAC
June 2026133 editions
- Saturday, 20 June 2026
- 12:00 UTC1,209GPS gets spoofed, Quake gets CSS'd, and Norway teaches kids to write without robot help
- 11:00 UTC1,208Trees, fractions, strikes, and the science of remembering
- 09:00 UTC1,207Favicons hide websites, screens hide colors, and AUR hides malware
- 06:00 UTC1,206Google hemorrhages talent, Kent Beck roasts juniors, and HN discovers RAM is finite
- 05:00 UTC1,205Hyundai buys robots, Norway bans AI for kids, and Java finally ships the feature nobody believed would come
- 01:00 UTC1,204Norway bans AI from kids, SpaceX raids your 401k, and HN discovers it knows fewer words than it thought
- Friday, 19 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,203AI melts brains, banana car terrorizes Montana, and your telescope gets a ranch vacation
- 18:00 UTC1,202Amateur cracks Bronze Age script, Hyundai buys robot company, and Firefox users get evicted from Workspace
- 14:00 UTC1,201MIT builds an OS microscope, ClickHouse turns ten, and Typst gets its ggplot moment
- 11:00 UTC1,200AI agents clone malware, AirPods kill small talk, and a kid survives 2.5 hours underwater
- 06:00 UTC1,199Let's Encrypt hiccups, DuckDB flexes, and Japan's trains somehow stayed unified after corporate breakup
- 01:00 UTC1,198MCP gets enterprise auth, HN debates AI immortality, and a privacy guy gets his revenge
- Thursday, 18 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,197Craigslist billionaire gives it away, Shazeer jumps ship, and HN debates token compression snake oil
- 18:00 UTC1,196Switzerland goes nuclear, Ubiquiti builds NAS, and HN learns three ways to ignore files
- 14:00 UTC1,195Emacs 31 ships, EU sovereignty gets awkward, and Microsoft proves web apps are a mistake
- 11:00 UTC1,194AI debugs 90s Macs, apartments rot on schedule, and GitHub alternatives finally get interesting
- 10:00 UTC1,193AMD nerfs security, Australia fights spam, and HN discovers Clojure can run anywhere
- 06:00 UTC1,192Midjourney wants your organs, Epic wants your repos, and HN discovers bread clip taxonomy
- 01:00 UTC1,191OpenAI bleeds billions, robots debate ethics, and AI-written posts preach human connection
- Wednesday, 17 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,190DeepSeek dodges blacklist, AI generates CAD, and Kirkland drivers lose their minds
- 18:00 UTC1,189Epic Games drops Git for game devs, VW bans privacy phones, and a French physicist learns copy-paste has consequences
- 14:00 UTC1,188Photobucket holds memories hostage, consumers hate AI branding, and HTTP gets a new verb
- 11:00 UTC1,187China wins AI benchmarks, physics breaks P=NP, and indie blogs finally get their own HN
- 06:00 UTC1,186IIS gets roasted, Mathematica adds AI, and the EU ignores 1.3M gamers
- 01:00 UTC1,185GrapheneOS ships Android 17 before dessert, Apple betrays privacy nerds, and Tim Ferriss watches his empire burn
- Tuesday, 16 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,184Dutch AI sovereignty, JWT wars, and Bill Watterson paints over his masterpiece
- 19:00 UTC1,183Meta engineers shave yaks while Claude errors out and Apple cures your carsickness
- 16:00 UTC1,182SpaceX swallows Cursor, local models finally work, and the feds panic over 'fix this code'
- 11:00 UTC1,181Carmack humbles himself, Microsoft patches your shame, and Commodore refuses to die
- 06:00 UTC1,180Light bulbs distribute forbidden literature, strangers email each other, and reviewers become the bottleneck
- 01:00 UTC1,179LinkedIn recruiters gone rogue, homelab dreams, and HN debates whether robots need us
- Monday, 15 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,178Hetzner triples prices, Fox buys your TV, and HN ditches Claude for Qwen
- 16:00 UTC1,177Crank your way to local AI, Hetzner cranks up prices, and magic mushrooms wake grandma
- 12:00 UTC1,176Anthropic locks down Mythos, fusion models disappoint, and Japan kicks out Airbnb hosts
- 11:00 UTC1,175Curl goes on vacation, nerds sell out, and Apple finally ships Claude support
- 06:00 UTC1,174Emacs still hiding features, Windows still hiding freedom, and 700 people still hiding from their day jobs
- 01:00 UTC1,173Adobe still ruining lives in 2026, Perlis wisdom ages like fine wine, and someone shadows Paul Graham's entire website
- Sunday, 14 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,172Rio's AI fraud exposed, Linux hits 7.1, and Jane Street proves correctness while Ruby admits its Lisp heritage
- 17:00 UTC1,171Billionaires do math, measles makes a comeback, and Postgres users cope with DELETE
- 13:00 UTC1,170Retro computing conquers HN: Windows 1.0, Illumos, LaserWriter seeds, and DIY rack consoles
- 11:00 UTC1,169Census loses math, monks gain Wi-Fi, and space gets radiators
- 09:41 UTC1,168LiveView levels up, context windows lie, and Pac-Man flips the script
- 06:00 UTC1,167Honda signs updates with public keys, Oberon refuses to die, and Python wheels roll into browsers
- 01:00 UTC1,166Cops fabricate AI evidence, cancer gets a kill switch, and a 1992 GameBoy PDA finally gets documented
- Saturday, 13 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,165Amazon snitches, China ships, and C++ gets religion
- 17:00 UTC1,164Census gets dumber, $7.3M startup dies quietly, and Tonsky demands frame perfection
- 13:00 UTC1,163Fable explodes past 1800 comments, Arch gets pwned, and HN discovers jobs might be optional
- 11:00 UTC1,162Mozilla loses another lifer, Renault reinvents the wheel (motor), and recycled phones get a second career
- 09:00 UTC1,161Mozilla mourns, Fable gets banned, and a sheep-herding game costs twenty euros
- 06:00 UTC1,160Government kills Fable 5, CRISPR shreds cancer, and indie devs ship TeX engines while HN argues about everything
- 05:00 UTC1,159Open source declares independence, Congress sneaks past copyright, and mini golf goes viral
- 01:00 UTC1,158US Government kills Fable 5, FFmpeg bleeds 21 zero-days, and translators fight back against ChatGPT replacement theory
- Friday, 12 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,157AI slop gets Qt'd, Postgres learns time travel, and an ML model beats IMO teens
- 18:00 UTC1,156CRISPR shreds cancer, FCC wants your ID, and malware devs try to confuse AI scanners with nuclear physics homework
- 14:12 UTC1,155Xiaomi drops code tools, Ryanair perfects the upsell, and an artist who made iPads cool dies at 88
- 11:00 UTC1,154AUR gets rootkitted, Homebrew hits 6.0, and HN discovers vanity metrics wear lipstick now
- 10:00 UTC1,153AI burns cash on hobby networks, The US reads your emails, and HN debates whether 'um' deserves to live
- 06:00 UTC1,152AI goes rogue debugging CSS, coworkers flood you with robot prose, and nobody thanks you for Y2K
- 01:00 UTC1,151Canada surveils, Emacs appears in movies, and macOS 27 picks a fight with Asahi
- Thursday, 11 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,150Terminator drones debut, Zed kills git commits, and Waymo sells priority to skip the robot taxi queue
- 18:40 UTC1,149Homebrew hits 6.0, Xiaomi forks its way to AI glory, and AMD learns HTTPS the hard way
- 14:40 UTC1,148LoC metrics return from the grave, border libraries build walls, and engineers debate their own obsolescence
- 11:00 UTC1,147Pokémon trainers unknowingly map warzones, GIS goes free, and C programmers flex in 5k bytes
- 06:00 UTC1,146AI agents go rogue, Anthropic retention drama, and siloxanes kill space dreams
- 01:00 UTC1,145Pi stores files in pi, farmers get screwed by cities, and Anthropic's guardrails trigger security researchers
- Wednesday, 10 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,144VMs spawn unasked, SpaceX valuations escape reality, and Dario wants to regulate himself
- 18:00 UTC1,143Lean Startup guy writes sequel, Postgres scales, and your bank's AI can be bribed for a penny
- 14:00 UTC1,142HTML works, Fn keys don't, and FAANG engineers cosplay as productive workers
- 11:00 UTC1,141Mercedes reinvents the wheel, AWS betrays enterprise trust, and Europe prepares to go it alone
- 10:00 UTC1,140Sutton wants AI scientists, startups want your wallet, and UX designers want covers on buttons
- 06:00 UTC1,139Apple ships Linux, Germany sues AI, and hackathons rediscover soldering irons
- 01:00 UTC1,138Anthropic pulls up the ladder, npm finally patches a decade-old bug, and CEOs discover AI can't actually do their assistant's job
- Tuesday, 9 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,137FCC kills burner phones, Mythos turns humans into patrons, and GPT-2 was right all along
- 17:53 UTC1,136Anthropic drops Fable 5, Apple ghosts EU, and Amazon employees roast their own AI
- 13:44 UTC1,135Retro FPS palettes, vibe-coded chaos cleanup, and HN discovers orbits are just falling with style
- 11:00 UTC1,134Retro OS rises, plants refuse to age, Eagle crashes, C++ debates pointers, and Stratechery explains why your iPhone isn't going anywhere
- 10:00 UTC1,133AI developers get pwned, OpenCV finally ships, and Facebook funds Canadian secession from overseas
- 06:00 UTC1,132Apple unveils Core AI, hackers reminisce about Old'aVista, and someone made FP cry with continuations
- 05:00 UTC1,131Stonehenge needs a manager, Postgres gets hints after 15 years of 'never', and cells stay small because physics said so
- 01:00 UTC1,130OpenAI files to go public, UK wants to scan your nudes, and your spices might be radioactive
- Monday, 8 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,129Apple gets outsmarted by a decoy app, xAI becomes a landlord, and Switzerland debates the nuclear option on immigration
- 18:00 UTC1,128Xiaomi hits 1000 tokens/s, Apple fumbles EU privacy, and AI critics smell blood in the water
- 15:00 UTC1,127Social media kills friendships, antibody fraud goes viral, and HN reminisces about cypherpunks
- 11:00 UTC1,126Data breaches go unreported, AI gatekeeps jobs, OneDrive deletes your stuff, and a perceptron walks into a bar
- 06:00 UTC1,125AI benchmarks lie, vinyl makes a comeback, and dopamine dealers optimize your soul
- 01:00 UTC1,124Felons code, pancakes get chemistry degrees, and HN discovers lost+found exists
- Sunday, 7 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,123Linear optimizes for milliseconds, IBM tubes still glow, and Claude writes its own Office viewer
- 17:00 UTC1,122Engineers panic about AI jobs, Linux users beg for Claude, and we all pretend VHS static is art
- 12:30 UTC1,121Fork() finally gets questioned, Nvidia's paper GPU meets reality, and scientists get escorted out for distributing science
- 11:00 UTC1,120KV cache gets squeezed, Win16 memories haunt devs, and scientists get kicked out of their own conference
- 09:30 UTC1,119Obfuscated C wins, designers ditch Figma, and Gwern wants to catapult your brain
- 06:00 UTC1,118Agents write a million lines of code, tokens burn in code review, and a copper thief nearly dies for $3k in scrap
- 05:00 UTC1,117Google rents xAI's datacenter, Valve breaks P2P for two months, and polo horses are all clones now
- 01:00 UTC1,116Meta's AI chatbot hands out account keys, rare books get cool again, and VHS nostalgia runs in Rust
- Saturday, 6 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,115Pentagon paranoia, cops quit AI, and math benchmarks humble silicon
- 17:00 UTC1,114Google rents SpaceX datacenter for GDP of a small country, Linux finally questions fork(), and Congress discovers federalism
- 12:00 UTC1,113Your TV is spying for AI, astronauts play hide and seek, and HN finally admits LLMs are useful
- 11:00 UTC1,112Privacy OS users get reported, rsync vindicated by statistics, and Zig rewrites its zen
- 08:00 UTC1,111SpaceX waits in line, medieval warfare meets Conway's law, and Rust inherits nothing
- 06:00 UTC1,110S&P 500 tells SpaceX to wait in line, OpenAI gets a panic button, and Raymond Chen roasts lazy publishers
- 05:00 UTC1,109Camera lens forensics, VC war stories, and a browser that definitely wasn't written by hand
- 01:00 UTC1,108UK dumps Stripe, India stops making babies, and HN discovers water is desalinated
- Friday, 5 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,107Commit messages spark wars, AI bugs debunked by statistics, and hackers poison your IDE
- 17:00 UTC1,106Space station leaking, keyboards replacing mice, and Europe tells America to go away
- 14:00 UTC1,105Russian satellites jam GPS, tobacco companies poison your Doritos, and Redis gets arrays (finally)
- 11:00 UTC1,104Ladybird slams the door on PRs, C++ gets a documentary, and physicists discover gravity runs on magic
- 06:00 UTC1,103Alibaba reviews your code, Huawei compresses your cache, and bees architect their royalty
- 05:00 UTC1,102S&P tells SpaceX to wait in line, South Korea scans everything, and Microsoft finally ships a Linux distro
- 01:00 UTC1,101Security frameworks, shoelace knots, and why schools still make you memorize things
- Thursday, 4 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,100NYTimes reeks desperation, parents rediscover CDs, and the Army built a bay in a warehouse
- 18:00 UTC1,099Vite gets absorbed, shoelaces get science, and Anthropic admits AI builds itself now
- 14:00 UTC1,098Berkeley students fail harder than AI, Elixir finally gets types, and Ted Chiang reminds everyone they're arguing with autocomplete
- 11:00 UTC1,097Elixir finally grows types, Berkeley students fail spectacularly, and the universe is made of floating-point numbers
- 10:00 UTC1,096UK media plays defense, SQL outlives its haters, and a meteor wakes up Boston
- 06:00 UTC1,095Berkeley fails students, Anthropic cages Claude, and LLMs can't hack their way out of a paper bag
- 01:00 UTC1,094Ted Chiang calls AI a parlor trick, Ableton opens the gates, and a guy reads 300 books a year for Hollywood
- Wednesday, 3 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,093Bytes get optimized, RISC-V gets tiny, PlayStation gets dissected, and gamers want their servers back
- 19:42 UTC1,092Burntsushi's brain on fire, Let's Encrypt goes quantum, and Uber discovers AI isn't free
- 16:00 UTC1,091Your speaker is a spy, Meta tracks your keystrokes, and RAM costs more than rent
- 11:00 UTC1,090Julia notebooks hit 1.0, protein folds turn out to be copy-paste, and you can email Linus Torvalds
- 06:00 UTC1,089GitHub tokens leak from VSCode, AI beats law profs, and someone writes a website while angry
- 01:00 UTC1,088CT scan your EV, swap to your GPU, and relive the 80s with RPN
- Tuesday, 2 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,087Microsoft ships models, Gmail nags writers, and Trump signs AI paper that says nothing
- 19:00 UTC1,086Surveillance walks, career lies, Windows gets Unix, and credit cards get CPUs
- 15:00 UTC1,085Job spam cruelty, Adafruit lawyers up, Apple rejects accessibility, systemd converts the faithful, and Anthropic's secret club expands
- 11:00 UTC1,084Groq zombies, Janet converts, TUI renaissance, encrypted thoughts, and Burry hates everyone's valuation
- 06:00 UTC1,083Trillion-dollar IPOs, stolen burrito compute, and macOS time travel
- 01:00 UTC1,082NVIDIA crashes the ARM party, Alphabet needs $80B for GPUs, and HN argues about dividing by 255
- Monday, 1 June 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,081Meta's AI bot hacks itself, Stanford teaches AI how to cheat ethically, and dirt lives forever
- 17:00 UTC1,080Supply chains crumble, old Xeons refuse to die, and a torrent site outlives its prosecutors
- 11:00 UTC1,079E-waste runs AI, keyboards cost more than cars, and salmon finally get their ladder
- 06:00 UTC1,078Netbooks rise from the dead, LLMs steal your spreadsheets, and we argue about why juniors can't get hired
- 01:00 UTC1,077AI escapes sudo jail, Meta wants your lunch money, and Linux kernel wizards eliminate locks
May 2026212 editions
- Sunday, 31 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,076Creatine becomes brain food, Bluetooth names cause bomb scares, and HN argues about backpressure
- 17:00 UTC1,075AI subscriptions cause existential crises, Cloudflare fingerprints your soul, and AV2 needs five times the CPU
- 12:00 UTC1,074AV2 finally ships, Accenture eats Speedtest, and London's roof terraces get weird
- 11:00 UTC1,073London rooftops, terminal breathing, and HN discovers bird watching while domain experts laugh at your leetcode
- 09:00 UTC1,072Rsync gets vibe-coded, DEC rises from the grave, and mosquitoes learn to love DEET
- 06:00 UTC1,071Racket fixes its pattern matcher, wolfSSL goes post-quantum, and two Austrian artists die together 100 years later
- 05:00 UTC1,070Microsoft bricks your perpetual license, ACME shells get pwned, and Comic Sans gets a spiritual successor
- 01:00 UTC1,069Microsoft bricks your software, domain experts inherit the earth, and a Saudi desert holds 150 million year old secrets
- Saturday, 30 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,068EY vibe-cites its way to shame, OpenRouter bags $113M, and Accenture pays $1.2B for your internet outage tracker
- 17:00 UTC1,067Anthropic hits $1T while a Pandoc evangelist writes their novel, and AI skeptics become social pariahs
- 12:05 UTC1,066Locusts die, grants die, Framework 12 struggles to justify its existence
- 11:00 UTC1,065Zig builds faster, Denmark dumps SpaceX, and HN debates whether AI will render us all economically decorative
- 08:00 UTC1,064SAT makes a comeback, MCP refuses to die, and your Raspberry Pi becomes a security camera
- 06:00 UTC1,063Japan goes monochrome, Prusa paints with five spools, and Yegge fires the interview process
- 05:00 UTC1,062Dickovers, dead economies, decompiled snowboards, and science under siege
- 01:00 UTC1,061SQLite saves workflows, MCP refuses to die, and California legislates your games
- Friday, 29 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,060Robinhood gives bots your wallet, Mistral pivots to consulting, and varints get a canonical glow-up
- 18:00 UTC1,059Dead economy, union dawn, and one developer's offline escape
- 14:00 UTC1,058AI deskills frontend, exhausts seniors, and leaves code slop everywhere
- 11:00 UTC1,057Opus levels up, cars spy harder, and developers debate whether 3000 tokens/s counts as 'standard GPUs'
- 10:00 UTC1,056VW kills your smart home, Opus gets smarter, and someone actually read the clouds
- 06:00 UTC1,055Blue Origin's rocket fireworks, mystery Chinese LLMs, and Shopify goes Nix shopping
- 05:00 UTC1,054Cars spy on your feelings, Blue Origin goes boom, and a college kid's keyboard side hustle prints money
- 01:00 UTC1,053Lego heists, LLM tells, zero-day drama, and robots trash Airbnbs while nerds nitpick Tron
- Thursday, 28 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,052Anthropic almost hits a trillion, Postgres does everything, and the Zig community soft-bans your copilot
- 18:00 UTC1,051Anthropic ships again, EU slaps Temu, and developers debate whether AI should click its own buttons
- 14:00 UTC1,050LLMs can't agree on facts, AMD betrays Linux, and UC professors want the SAT back
- 11:00 UTC1,049Being rude to AI works better, management is feelings, and Soviet programming makes a TypeScript comeback
- 10:00 UTC1,048Chat archaeology, neuromorphic machines, and getting your MacBook drunk on CPU cycles
- 06:00 UTC1,047CIA hoards gold bars, productivity zealots demand a nap, and Google staffers can't resist a good insider bet
- 01:00 UTC1,046YouTube detects your AI slop, Go finally gets generic methods, and GitHub melts down again
- Wednesday, 27 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,045SimCity nostalgia, Steam Deck sticker shock, and Canada breaks up with American defense contractors
- 18:00 UTC1,044DuckDuckGo rides the anti-AI wave, Last.fm escapes corporate purgatory, and CEOs hallucinate about agents
- 11:00 UTC1,043Monsters make us sad, Raft gets weird with math, and nobody wants to run a mail server
- 10:00 UTC1,042C arrays are cursed, Starlette gets owned, and vibe-coded infinite canvases multiply
- 06:00 UTC1,041Claude fixes 30-year-old bugs, Rust devs flee to Ruby, and LAN parties refuse to die
- 05:00 UTC1,040ZIRP nostalgia, AI doom scrolling, and Erin Brockovich hunts data centers
- 01:00 UTC1,039Wikipedia workers strike, TIGIT drugs burn billions, and pixel fonts get nostalgic
- Tuesday, 26 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,038Dropbox loses its founder, homeownership bleeds you dry, and devs demand you stop polluting git logs with AI ads
- 18:00 UTC1,037Spain bans betting, Netherlands blocks America, and LLMs need their beauty sleep
- 14:00 UTC1,036GitHub collapses, AWS fires its conscience, and a teenager hacks India's exam board
- 10:00 UTC1,035Walk your way to genius, Japan goes Mach 5, and yelling at AI actually works
- 06:00 UTC1,034Motorola hijacks your wallet, React faces its reckoning, and polynomials save your secrets
- 05:00 UTC1,033Ferrari goes electric, AI slows down, and HN debates whether programming books or free-range children are dead
- 01:00 UTC1,032The Pope writes about AI, Copilot steals your files, and Norway trains a sovereign LLM on Huawei hardware
- Monday, 25 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,031California exempts Linux, Mullvad plays defense, and C compilers fight over who's more standard
- 17:00 UTC1,030Russian servers seized, LimeWire memories, and Uber discovers AI has a price tag
- 14:00 UTC1,029Search engines scatter, developers rebel against AI, and New Orleans sinks while HN argues about houseboats
- 11:00 UTC1,028Pope meets code, bytecode hides everywhere, and Go devs still fighting about Rust
- 10:00 UTC1,027Bluetooth keyboards liberate, Jira achieves sentience, and LLM slop floods Open Source
- 06:00 UTC1,026Jira achieves Turing-completeness, didgeridoos cure sleep apnea, and C++ still refuses to be C's friend
- 05:00 UTC1,025Geohot declares AI agents a disaster, Go devs flee to Rust, and Intel CPUs silently corrupt your data
- 01:00 UTC1,024Jujutsu absorbs your Git sins, Firefox gets serial, and fonts learn to lie
- Sunday, 24 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,023Memory eats AI budgets, Claude gets demoted, APL survives, and Scheme confessions
- 17:00 UTC1,022DeepSeek eats Claude's lunch, HN debates childhood trauma, and your dotfiles aren't special
- 12:00 UTC1,021Comment sections explode overnight: AMD alienates Linux users, Microsoft gets phished by its own domain, and DOS archaeology continues
- 11:00 UTC1,020Patching i3 for Emacs glory, hand-drawing charts like it's 1920, and ClickHouse builds fibers while Greg Brockman explains why he quit OpenAI in 24 hours
- 08:00 UTC1,019Green cards get deported, mathematicians go monk mode, and HN mourns a beer from the 70s
- 06:00 UTC1,018AWS burns out, AMD abandons Linux, and a Polish hacker makes Bambu sweat
- 05:00 UTC1,017DOS source code from paper, scammers abuse Microsoft, and someone fit an entire demo into 16 bytes
- 01:00 UTC1,016Writerdecks distract from writing, C# finally gets unions, and California's chemical tank plays roulette
- Saturday, 23 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC1,015Free speech gets arrested, rockets go boom, and Italy dumps Boeing for Airbus drama
- 16:51 UTC1,01480386 secrets unearthed, FBI wants your plates, and HN debates who owns your sleep data
- 12:01 UTC1,013Dutch officials get doxxed, laptops cross 12 countries, and toilet companies secretly fund AI
- 11:01 UTC1,012Prusa calls out Bambu's GPL sins, Microsoft devs revolt over Copilot, and Ruby gets a shell nobody asked for
- 08:24 UTC1,011Subway babies, trashed arenas, and the science of sad pasta
- 06:10 UTC1,010Forth builds websites, C gets a new stdlib, and horses pump blood with their feet
- 04:43 UTC1,009AI agents flood Kanban boards, FBI director gets hacked, and Microsoft discovers humans are cheap
- 01:01 UTC1,008CISA leaks secrets on GitHub, MacBooks travel through hardware stores, and Minecraft becomes a desktop environment
- Friday, 22 May 2026
- 20:01 UTC1,007Microsoft dumps Claude, DeepSeek laughs all the way to the bank, and yt-dlp says no to vibe coding
- 17:45 UTC1,006Japanese toilets fund AI chips, Deno goes full turbo, and AI makes experts faster
- 13:32 UTC1,005LLMs beg for donations, benchmarks build temples, and Steam ships malware
- 11:04 UTC1,004Python gets lazy, Woz drops wisdom, and HN rediscovers stars, videos, and nuclear explosions
- 09:35 UTC1,003AI eats your RAM, toy stores die, and Flipper begs harder
- 06:00 UTC1,002MATLAB's father departs, punch cards get archived, and fungi secretly run the world
- 05:00 UTC1,001Samsung rains cash, Kagi wins hearts, and uv needs a hug
- 01:00 UTC1,000A $48K GPU server pays off, FreeBSD jails impress, and BBEdit outlasts everything
- Thursday, 21 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC999Seattle cops share intel with Amazon, local news blocks the Wayback Machine, and chewing gum cures long COVID
- 17:51 UTC998Robots drown, kernels panic, and your IDE just got bait-and-switched
- 14:16 UTC997Flipper begs for help, Python gets lazy, and hating AI is now a legitimate political stance
- 11:00 UTC996AI proves math, hacks your IDE, and now wants to sell you stuff
- 09:50 UTC995OpenAI goes public, compilers get therapy, and Haskell loses its director but finds its soul
- 06:10 UTC994OpenAI eyes the public markets, Knuth solves typography, and your browser now runs DOS
- 05:10 UTC993xAI sells its soul to Anthropic, Intuit fires humans to hire robots, and HN discovers mummies had taste in literature
- 01:10 UTC992SpaceX goes public, Google wages web war, and Flipper gets a bigger toy
- Wednesday, 20 May 2026
- 20:10 UTC991OpenAI does math, GCP does chaos, and GitHub learns about supply chains the hard way
- 18:10 UTC990Meta bends the knee, Tennessee pays for memes, and Google plays whack-a-mole with AI spam
- 13:42 UTC989Students boo AI prophets, Europe dumps Visa, and a metal map conquers HN
- 11:00 UTC988100K Rust lines, kernel escapes, and Google finally kills Search as we knew it
- 09:40 UTC987C is cursed, Japan's trees wage war on sinuses, and Swiss cloud goes nonprofit
- 06:00 UTC986GitHub pwned by VS Code extension, FiveThirtyEight rescued from oblivion, and Phil Collins invented 80s drums by accident
- 05:00 UTC985Railway derailed by GCP, Gemini CLI gets killed, and tools to strip AI's digital tattoos
- 01:00 UTC984GitHub breached, Minnesota bans gambling, and your 8B model just got competent
- Tuesday, 19 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC983Google eats the web, Disney erases history, and your kernel needs patching again
- 18:00 UTC982Karpathy joins team Claude, CISA goes full oops, and OpenBSD quietly ships while everyone else leaks credentials
- 14:00 UTC981Strawberries get 3D scanned, Venus gets cloud cities, and GIMP finally admits Photoshop exists
- 11:00 UTC980Stainless gets dissolved, LLM leadership rotates weekly, and HN discovers math toys
- 10:00 UTC979npm gets sandwormed, Peter Neumann leaves us, and C++ compilers pretend to understand your code
- 06:00 UTC978Cheap doorbells betray you, 2B2T gets archived, and Cursor claims Opus-level coding
- 05:00 UTC977Regex chess, Lisp dialects argue, and humanity's radio bubble goes unheard
- 01:00 UTC976FBI wants your plates, Pope wants AI ethics, and four LLMs fail at radio
- Monday, 18 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC975Musk loses to statutes of limitations, Iran insures ships with Bitcoin, and Qwen drops another model while you're still benchmarking the last one
- 18:00 UTC974Anthropic acqui-hires SDKs, GitHub drowns in AI slop, and Bitwarden gets the PE treatment
- 14:30 UTC973Data brokers get auto-opted out, Linus drowns in AI slop, and Utah bans betting on the future
- 11:00 UTC972AI critics get booed, vibecoding gets reverse-UNO'd, and Haskell still confuses everyone
- 10:00 UTC971Souls are physics, nukes make crystals, and SGI machines cost more than rent
- 06:00 UTC97016 bytes of pure chaos, lemmas flex on theorems, and typography spans 500 years
- 05:00 UTC969AI generates CAD, astronauts answer everything, and seals turn cannibal
- 01:00 UTC968Navy jets kiss mid-air, Prolog rebels against itself, and VoIP resurrects phone booths
- Sunday, 17 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC967Meta censors journalists, Gruber drops truth bombs, and someone turned an $80 tablet into a VAX emulator
- 17:00 UTC966BitLocker's backdoor exposed, AI still won't fix your meetings, and the WHO declares Ebola round 2
- 12:00 UTC965Retro music hacks, AI vaporware, and Pokemon teaches logic while velocipedes race typesetters
- 11:00 UTC964UK wants your VPN, AI kills CTF, and scientists admit they're guessing
- 08:00 UTC963Malta speedruns AI adoption, CTF dies again louder, and HN discovers they're living in a 2005 sci-fi novel
- 06:00 UTC9628-bit websites, Tesla gives up, and molecules do impossible topology
- 05:00 UTC961Fisker owners build a car company, C++26 ships dead-on-arrival SIMD, and the third hard problem is taxonomy
- 01:00 UTC960LLMs get memory upgrades, Malta gets ChatGPT, and teenagers build radio telescopes
- Saturday, 16 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC959HTML lists get deep, LLMs get brain surgery, and someone ports Linux to Windows 95
- 17:00 UTC958Julia Evans quits Tailwind, world models generate vaporware, and a 2005 novel predicts our AI-addled present
- 11:00 UTC957N64 lacked explosions, SSDs hate your B-tree, and CTF becomes a token-spending contest
- 08:09 UTC956AI kills CTFs, SQL catches crooks, and birds run their retinas on glucose fumes
- 04:30 UTC955Zulip joins Anthropic, npm remains cursed, and meth chemistry gets an HN explainer
- 01:00 UTC954AI psychosis spreads, California saves your game saves, and FiveThirtyEight vanishes into the void
- Friday, 15 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC953Bun's Rust rewrite ships with UB, DOJ wants your car app data, and Project Gutenberg quietly keeps winning
- 17:00 UTC952OCaml reaches orbit, Pixel gets pwned in 5 lines, and startups discover money laundering with extra steps
- 13:00 UTC951Jobs in exile, local LLMs ranked, OSS security strip-mined, Anthropic math challenged, and category theory meets Rust
- 11:00 UTC950RAF airdrops to remote islands, siesta supremacy, and nostalgic UI that hits different
- 09:00 UTC949Palantir gets dumped, Tesla chargers get hacked, and frontier AI becomes the new velvet rope
- 06:00 UTC948Antirez runs LLMs on 96GB VRAM, Rust gets AI rules, and 60% of America is parched
- 05:00 UTC947Bun goes Rust, Apple gets pwned by AI, and VPNs aren't as anonymous as you hoped
- Thursday, 14 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC946Cars snitch, Nginx breaks, AI rots brains, and Europe buys its own future
- 17:42 UTC945MIT hemorrhages grad students, Claude cracks wallets, and Sam Altman collects scrutiny like NFTs
- 12:30 UTC944Alberta saves $51M, Anthropic courts small business, and HN relitigates /dev/urandom for the hundredth time
- 11:00 UTC943Privacy DNS, learning skills, programming dimensions, and John Perry Barlow prophesizes from beyond
- 08:42 UTC942Windows 7 nostalgia, lambda calculus goes deep, and your lab gloves are contaminating the experiment
- 06:00 UTC941Anthropic courts Main Street, twins DROP DATABASE revenge, and HN debates if AI models secretly get worse
- 05:00 UTC940Cisco fires everyone after record profits, BitLocker has a skeleton key, and we're all playing Scorched Earth again
- 01:00 UTC939Princeton ends honor code, Meta forces AI friendship, and devs debate who really owns your projects
- Wednesday, 13 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC938Linux steals Windows APIs, Google standardizes on VSCode, and AI coding turns everyone into an Emacs user
- 18:00 UTC937GitHub exodus, free domains, OSS rebellion, Python GC drama, and DROP DATABASE revenge
- 13:00 UTC936Europe steals your data back, steel learns new tricks, and sci-fi fonts still just italic Eurostile
- 11:00 UTC935Binary translators flex, EU governments leak data, and Kraftwerk gets political again
- 01:00 UTC934Senior devs can't explain themselves, DuckDB learns to quack, and AI wants to replace your mouse
- Tuesday, 12 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC933Googlebook drops, dnsmasq crumbles, and a 26M model does what your GPU farm can't
- 18:00 UTC932Bambu betrays open source, eBay laughs at GameStop, and Canvas pays the hackers
- 13:00 UTC931EU tackles doomscrolling, Coursera swallows Udemy, and China reminds everyone houses are for humans
- 11:00 UTC930Python gets roasted, Nader Rowley Obeys, and 3% of users ruin everything for everyone
- 08:45 UTC929Nostalgia OSes, soldering rage, submarine radio, and a ZX Spectrum revival
- 06:30 UTC928They Live ads, VGA bits, and ancient scripts nobody bothered to read
- 04:37 UTC927Brains rewire, AI wakes you up, and Java escapes the heap
- 01:00 UTC926Supply chains shatter, GitLab buries DEI, and hackers let AI do the hard work
- Monday, 11 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC925Portuguese AI wastes millions, assembly masochists build web servers, and community spaces die beautifully
- 18:00 UTC924SWE careers face extinction, CUDA speaks Rust, and scorpions might save us all
- 14:00 UTC923Cops steal laptops, Gmail demands your soul, and booleans continue to ruin code reviews
- 10:00 UTC922Mythos hype collapses, Lisp invades PHP, and a tuner that can't tune
- 06:00 UTC921dBase dies, Burke nails it, and AI PRs flood everything while attestation locks us out
- 05:00 UTC920God objects devour codebases, maintenance costs bite back, and the wrong Guy nails live TV
- 01:00 UTC919Local AI is the answer, Obsidian delivers malware, and RPCS3 begs the vibe-coders to stop
- Sunday, 10 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC918Supply chains collapse, Joanna Rutkowska finds meaning, and tourists have more fun than you
- 16:00 UTC917AWS trauma resurfaces, pinball nostalgia hits different, and Bambu Lab picks a fight with the internet
- 11:00 UTC916Gen Z hates AI, humans think they're language models, and idempotency is harder than it looks
- 08:00 UTC915FreeBSD gets owned, Bun rewrites itself again, and Debian finally demands reproducibility
- 06:00 UTC914Zed gets a paint job, calculators cost a grand, and a terrible counterfeiter wins America's heart
- 05:00 UTC913Assembly madness, Lisp brackets, and nostalgic trips through VB history
- 01:00 UTC912Meta makes devs miserable, France wants your DMs, and Japan will hold you for 35 days
- Saturday, 9 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC911Bun goes Rust, cPanel gets ransomware'd, and developers debate whether the Declaration of Independence of Cyberspace aged like milk
- 17:00 UTC910LLMs corrupt your docs, Switzerland archives AI, and Dillo wants to fork the web back to 1995
- 11:00 UTC909Mojo hits 1.0, GPT does PhD math on autopilot, and Sir David turns 100 while tennis balls stay yellow
- 06:00 UTC908ChatGPT does PhD math in an hour, LLMs can't actually model your code, and algae may light your next rave
- 04:30 UTC907WebRTC is the problem, WiFi needs a PhD, and Anthropic teaches Claude to read the fine print
- 01:00 UTC906Google gatekeeps captchas, Meta drops encryption, AWS melts down, and kernel exploits go brr
- Friday, 8 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC905Flash games haunt us, Pi Zero shows off, and Attenborough turns 100 while Apple flirts with Intel
- 17:00 UTC904Poland joins the big leagues, mesh networks go mainstream, and your browser is a snitch
- 12:00 UTC903Cloudflare fires 1100 while Canvas burns during finals week, and HN debates whether to stop installing things
- 11:00 UTC902Canvas goes dark during finals, Nintendo blames the yen, and floating points betray everyone
- 07:47 UTC901AI kills Cliff Stoll, Pascal rises from ashes, and Cyrillic becomes a weapon of war
- 06:01 UTC900Pinocchio's corpse bride, IFUNC's security theater, and Mojo finally ships after 4 years
- 04:17 UTC899Linux patches, Pix politics, and Singapore brings the cane
- 01:00 UTC898Linux gets pwned, Cloudflare blames AI for layoffs, and HN discovers Costco has caskets
- Thursday, 7 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC897Claude reads minds, AI slop chokes Reddit, and antirez builds yet another masterpiece
- 18:00 UTC896Burning Man cleans up, Chrome gets caught, and Nigeria educates its way out of child marriage
- 13:00 UTC895AI makes experts irrelevant, oil futures smell like insider trading, and Claude Code's creator wrote TI-83 tutorials as a kid
- 11:00 UTC894Photoshop fumbles focus, chloroplasts do math, and Rust gets its Turbo Pascal moment
- 08:00 UTC893LLMs favor spaghetti code, RSS outlives Google, and GM sells you an electric crate motor
- 06:00 UTC892Steam Controller comments explode, SQLite achieves archival immortality, and Brits apologize for everything
- 04:35 UTC891Vatican speaks Latin, deep learning gets theory, and Windows still can't tell text from binary
- 01:00 UTC890Vibe coding blurs into agentic engineering, reCAPTCHA demands your phone, and LLMs hallucinate an encyclopedia
- Wednesday, 6 May 2026
- 22:00 UTC889AI makes everyone an expert, BYD conquers the world, and we're still talking about fossil fuels
- 21:00 UTC888Steam Controller goes open source, Anthropic rents Elon's datacenter, and HN mourns Ted Turner's empire
- 19:00 UTC887AI slop invades knitting, robot dogs get cheap, and GitHub proves downtime is a feature
- 18:00 UTC886Agents buy domains, laptops get sexy, and Telus makes your call center sound suspiciously local
- 14:00 UTC885Computer agents cost 45x more, free software wins hearts, and bio-computing terrifies a blogger
- 08:00 UTC884Germany goes dark, Chrome gets chunky, and Coinbase discovers AI means fewer humans
- Sunday, 3 May 2026
- 08:00 UTC883YAML specs, quantum threats, and Windows promises it'll behave this time
- 06:00 UTC882Chinese LLMs storm the leaderboard, Maryland fights surveillance pricing, and HN builds tools to track who's winning
- 05:00 UTC881WatchOS maps get beautiful, Neanderthals invented factory farming, and HN debates Haskell in production
- 01:00 UTC880VS Code sneaks Copilot into your commits, AV2 decoder drops, and AI agents escape sandboxes
- Saturday, 2 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC879NetHack hits 5.0, California tickets robots, and Roblox learns child safety has costs
- 17:00 UTC878AI judges resumes, WASM goes wild west, and Lisp refuses to die
- 11:00 UTC877USB chaos labeled, Windows temp vars explained, and AI agents get Makefiles
- 08:00 UTC876Noctua explains why black takes forever, K3k inception-levels Kubernetes, and a Gopher meets a Crab
- 06:00 UTC875Ask.com finally asks itself to leave, job postings rise from the dead, and scientists stick electrodes in your coffee
- 04:00 UTC874Robots chase lightbulbs, billionaires flee to jets, and Perl scripts refuse to die
- 01:00 UTC873TI retires the Z80, Flock watches kids do gymnastics, and your credit card is less secure than your luggage
- Friday, 1 May 2026
- 20:00 UTC872AI drinks less water than your burger, Spotify badges humans, and LLMs fall for fabulous jailbreaks
- 17:00 UTC871Uber burns cash on AI, cops stalk exes with license plates, and designers want you to stop touching their websites
- 12:00 UTC870OpenAI eats its words, Apple ships Claude.md, and the kernel team ghosts Linux distros
- 11:00 UTC869Grok gets chatty, USB-C cables confess their sins, and HN dreams of a GitHub that doesn't suck
- 08:18 UTC868Claude censors competitors, NSA whistleblower book drops, and AI knows your prose fingerprint
- 06:10 UTC867Warp gets forked, port numbers get names, and Snowball Earth wasn't quite so snowy
- 05:10 UTC866cPanel melts down, Vercel bills you into oblivion, and Jeff Bridges sells panoramic cameras
- 01:10 UTC865Rivian lets you go dark, Linux kernel fumbles disclosure, and AI knows your prose style
April 2026212 editions
- Thursday, 30 April 2026
- 20:10 UTC864Whistleblowers, worms, and why your SFP+ module could fry an egg
- 17:10 UTC863Belgium goes nuclear (again), Claude goes rogue, and LaLiga blocks half the internet
- 12:16 UTC862GCC 16 ships Algol 68, OpenAI blames RL for goblins, and Firefox steals your shortcuts
- 11:00 UTC861Zed graduates, Mozilla fights browser AI, and a 9-year kernel bug gives everyone root
- 08:27 UTC860Cells are burritos, buses crossed continents, and 30 years of monad tutorials explain nothing
- 06:00 UTC859Zig bans AI, LLMs recall pirated books, and Raymond Chen reminds you why C is terrifying
- 04:33 UTC858Goblins explained, genomics pioneer dies, and air taxis finally exist (sort of)
- 01:01 UTC857Cherry blossoms panic, FastCGI turns 30, and AI agents learn to steal your spreadsheets
- Wednesday, 29 April 2026
- 20:01 UTC856Anthropic bills you $200 for a typo, Linux has a 9-year root exploit, and academics farm citations like crops
- 17:19 UTC855Zed hits 1.0, forges federate, and AI companies sell you the apocalypse
- 12:18 UTC854GitHub exodus accelerates, Rust can't save you from yourself, and ChatGPT learns to sell you stuff
- 11:00 UTC853Dutch open source, dead messengers, Tindie drama, and why lawyers write like lawyers
- 08:24 UTC852Germany arms up, Bundestag ditches Signal, and physicists still can't weigh gravity
- 06:00 UTC851Rust can't save you, brains learn fast, and OpenAI crawls into Amazon's bed
- 04:30 UTC850ChatGPT gets ads, Claude gets creative, and someone wins a fake championship
- 01:00 UTC849Android's walled garden rises, lawyers debate AI copyright, and GitHub gets roasted from all directions
- Tuesday, 28 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC848Ghostty grieves GitHub, Claude drops to one nine, and AI discovers healthcare runs on SQL injection
- 12:24 UTC847AI burns the planet, WASM bends the rules, and your period app snitches to Zuckerberg
- 11:03 UTC846GitHub admits Azure is unreliable, ASML stays unmatched, and HN discovers 1930 was a simpler time
- 08:32 UTC845GTFOBins breaks shells, Microsoft breaks up with OpenAI, and HN debates whether your G-SHOCK needs a heart rate monitor
- 06:01 UTC844FreeBSD books, retro RAM curses, and startup postmortems
- 04:34 UTC843Train a 1930s chatbot, sanitize your SVGs, and RF engineers finally get some respect
- 01:00 UTC842Professors resist AI, phones fake cell towers, and everyone sees different colors
- Monday, 27 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC841Copilot goes pay-per-token, pgbackrest dies a lonely death, and game devs unionize
- 17:00 UTC840Microsoft dumps OpenAI, voice clones leak, and HN discovers proof assistants have drama too
- 12:00 UTC839PostgreSQL loses its backup buddy, Moleskine goes AI, and Mistral proves being French is a business model
- 11:00 UTC838Bob Odenkirk gets philosophical, side projects get abandoned, and a $4 chip does DSP
- 09:00 UTC837Benchmarks lie, certificates expire, and a mushroom makes everyone see the same elves
- 06:00 UTC836Screenshots update themselves, Chrome gets a brain, and flipdiscs make rain sounds
- 05:00 UTC835Constraints breed creativity, MTG builds fluency, and Rust devs rediscover Box
- 01:00 UTC834Friendster rises from the dead, NSA sabotaged physics simulations in 2005, and humans finally break 2 hours
- Sunday, 26 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC833AI agents delete production databases, GoDaddy gifts domains to strangers, and Dillo proves the web still works without JavaScript
- 16:00 UTC832Asahi hits 7.0, OpenAI admits benchmarks are broken, and GitHub forgets how links work
- 11:00 UTC831Unit pedantry, eyeball design flaws, and 6 years of Kanban spite
- 08:00 UTC830Knowledge dies with retirees, GnuPG goes quantum-resistant, and someone built a handcart to escape modernity
- 06:00 UTC829Headspace haunts iPhones, EU wants your ID, and Mahjong finally gets the guide it deserves
- 04:00 UTC828ChatGPT solves math, Flickr refuses to die, and Alzheimer's research admits it was wrong
- 01:00 UTC827AI revives abandoned code, async breaks promises, and USB naming remains cursed
- Saturday, 25 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC826Niri gets blur, Framework ships Linux, and construction toys finally talk to each other
- 16:00 UTC825Pixel art resurrection, AI benchmarks nobody asked for, and 80s encryption gets its revenge
- 11:00 UTC824Knot math gets QR codes, PCR hits physics wall, and cosmologists discover Blender
- 08:00 UTC823USB gets fast, Turbo Vision returns, and a one-legged parrot rules his flock
- 06:00 UTC822Whales unionize, museum glue goes viral, and AI makes another dev question their existence
- 04:00 UTC821Quantum claims crumble, garage doors open, and Lightwhale swims against Docker's tide
- 01:00 UTC820Anthropic bags $40B, audio interfaces have root shells, and diners make us nostalgic
- Friday, 24 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC819Stigma taxes, desktop app funerals, and LLMs discovering math via convergent evolution
- 17:00 UTC818Norway bans kids from doomscrolling, Claude users revolt, and your AI agent needs therapy
- 11:00 UTC817Man arrested for crying wolf, Matz builds a compiler with Claude, and GPT-5.5 continues its slow march to your API
- 08:00 UTC816Startups promise coherence, enterprises buy familiarity, and Venus awaits our balloons
- 06:00 UTC815Orwell on writing, Mythos hype deflates, and UK Biobank data goes on world tour
- 04:00 UTC814Meta bleeds 8000 jobs, DeepSeek claims the throne, and a soldier bets on classified ops
- 01:00 UTC813GitHub crumbles, a soldier bets on classified intel, and Wales adopts an endangered salamander
- Thursday, 23 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC812GPT-5.5 drops, Claude admits it got dumber, and Palantir employees discover ethics
- 17:00 UTC811Supply chains crumble, cops speed, and your phone rats you out
- 12:00 UTC810X.400 nostalgia, isopod taxonomy, and Apple finally figures out what iPads are for
- 11:00 UTC809Hex editors get colorful, Arch goes reproducible, and geohot asks who AI is really for
- 08:00 UTC808Tractors go dumb, Rust gets verified, and Ars Technica learns from its AI mistakes
- 06:00 UTC807The Onion inherits InfoWars, Tailscale cofounder starts a cloud, and someone finally explains how Shazam works
- 04:00 UTC806Robot aces ping-pong, Firefox leaks your Tor secrets, and Qwen runs flagship models on your laptop
- 01:00 UTC805Apple patches snitch bug, Zed goes parallel, and pixels get impossibly tiny
- Wednesday, 22 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC804Dumb tractors win, smart AI edits too much, and trees glow purple in storms
- 17:00 UTC803GitHub spies on you, AI makes everything look the same, and Tim Cook reflects on a decade of stewardship
- 11:00 UTC802Windows 95 meets Linux, SpaceX plays $60B options, and Meta becomes the Big Brother it always aspired to be
- 08:00 UTC801XOR wins popularity contest, Mars reveals ancient organics, and your eyes become smart drug dispensers
- 06:00 UTC800Acetaminophen is safer than you think, ARM beats Intel, and a 34-year-old pointer bug finally dies
- 04:00 UTC799HN finally admits AI fatigue, San Diego builds its way to cheaper rent, and puzzle game nerds unite
- 01:00 UTC798SpaceX buys Cursor, Meta spies on employees, and OpenAI finally ships an image model that counts fingers
- Tuesday, 21 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC797Vercel leaks secrets for 22 months, Framework builds the dream laptop, and cheese gets the periodic table treatment
- 17:00 UTC796GrapheneOS drama, overheating sharks, and Anthropic sells its soul for $100B in AWS credits
- 12:00 UTC795Flipper Zero goes shopping, Apple ignores EU rules, and aphyr calls AI a bullshit machine
- 11:00 UTC794Dice legends die, bonsai teaches patience, and salmon get high on your sewage
- 08:00 UTC793AI agents rebel against instructions, prediction markets bet on news, and Nash equilibrium finally gets a product manager
- 06:00 UTC792AI vendors caught cheating, interpreters get 16x faster, and your DNA is floating in the air
- 04:00 UTC791Transformers on floppy disks, megamerges for the brave, and 1.58-bit models stealing your lunch
- 01:00 UTC790Apple crowns a hardware guy, F-35 fights the wrong war, and EU apps get hacked faster than you can say 'technically ready'
- Monday, 20 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC789Kimi drops weights, Deezer drowns in AI slop, and Firefox finally gets USB
- 17:00 UTC788EU demands swappable batteries, Atlassian trains on your tickets, and saunas turn out to be cardio
- 12:00 UTC787NSA ignores its own blacklist, Figma sweats bullets, and someone built a camera from IKEA curtains
- 11:00 UTC786Fake stars fund VCs, OpenClaw channels MS-DOS chaos, and the sun finally wins something
- 08:16 UTC785Anthropic ships protobufs, poop speeds matter, and Switzerland flexes its AI muscles
- 06:01 UTC784Windows gets sudo, Claude gets expensive, and keyboards get a museum
- 04:20 UTC783Blizzard kills WoW nostalgia, fish sauce predates Rome, and HN builds CAPTCHAs to keep humans out
- 01:00 UTC782RAM dries up, bromine becomes strategic, and an AI startup admits its customers were imaginary
- Sunday, 19 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC781Vercel gets breached, Notion leaks your email, and HN discovers shaders are prettier than code
- 17:00 UTC780Byte Magazine nostalgia, Vercel gets breached, and Dubai surveils WhatsApp
- 11:00 UTC779Speakers spy on you, game devs break physics, and EFF begs for 10 more days of democracy
- 08:00 UTC778All reruns today: Japan's railway empire, token inflation drama, and that time B-52s navigated by starlight
- 06:00 UTC777Zero-copy GPU dreams, 10 years of Unity pain, and measuring requests in radioactive decay units
- 04:00 UTC776Figma's existential crisis, NASA's slow goodbye, and Ruby gets 7x faster
- 01:00 UTC775NIST invents rainbow lasers, Cornell goes analog, and tiny ants become giant spa attendants
- Saturday, 18 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC774Cold War navigation, penguin drama, token inflation, war profiteering, and a micro-Unix for your toaster
- 16:00 UTC773Turkey flees DigitalOcean, Kdenlive survives, and Japan builds cities around trains
- 11:00 UTC772Category theory gets illustrated, Amiga pixel art preserved, Claude learns Figma, and computer science loses a giant
- 07:00 UTC771Norwegian cheese goes functional, NASA recruits in 4 days, and your tokenizer bill just got heavier
- 06:00 UTC770Terminal escapes execute code, ancient DNA proves we're still evolving, and Claude learns to design
- 04:00 UTC769AI costs more per hour than you do, 3D printing stays a hobby, and hyperscalers outspend the moon landing
- 01:00 UTC768Memory-safe C, lunar allergies, panic buttons, and developers rediscovering their hands
- Friday, 17 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC767Opus gets pricier, NASA goes volunteer, and a kid finds Troy on a sidewalk
- 17:00 UTC766Claude designs Figma's nightmare, Asimov predicted LLM hallucinations, and your phone is still snitching
- 11:00 UTC765Ada haunts Rust's dreams, HPC stays married to Fortran, and Opus gets 1200 complaints
- 08:00 UTC764Congress wants your face, your brain has secret code, and Opus grows comments while shrinking memory
- 06:00 UTC763Discourse stays open, Bluesky gets hammered, and someone wrote Python inside Python for fun
- 04:00 UTC762Pelicans on bikes, duct tape probes, and Cloudflare invents Git for robots
- 01:00 UTC761Psyops rule the timeline, Amazon gets caught, and Rich Hickey finally gets his documentary
- Thursday, 16 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC760Codex does everything, Cloudflare unifies inference, and HyperCard learns attention
- 17:00 UTC759Opus drops, AI hires humans, Qwen goes open, Kyle says stop, and Laravel poisons your agent
- 11:00 UTC758IPv6 finally hits majority, Windows gets pwned, and Japan charges you to wait on hold
- 08:00 UTC757Ollama gets roasted, XOR swap dies again, and Airbnb ships 100M metrics per second
- 06:00 UTC756Cal.com goes dark, Iran goes satellite, and HN argues about JIT compilers
- 04:30 UTC755ChatGPT invades Excel, judges hate AI lawyers, and HN discovers terminal pagers still exist
- 01:00 UTC754Ticketmaster finally caught, cybersecurity becomes an LLM arms race, and HN debates whether OpenClaw is real or collective hallucination
- Wednesday, 15 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC753Google snitches to ICE, Cal.com goes dark, and HN debates if databases are just files with extra steps
- 17:00 UTC752Backpacks decay, AI creates meat shields, and Anna's Archive owes $322M it'll never pay
- 11:00 UTC751WhatsApp bots get you banned, compilers need only two papers, and Anthropic wants your face
- 08:00 UTC750Newton's method freezes your desktop, Amazon buys the sky, and math Twitter fights over exp-log universality
- 06:00 UTC749Agile gets a eulogy, surveillance gets a resistance, and dependencies get a guilt trip
- 04:00 UTC748OpenAI's valuation wobbles, Guernica goes gigapixel, and HN debates why grandma can't log in
- 01:00 UTC747Fiverr leaks your taxes, California bans your printer, and HN fondly remembers 2009
- Tuesday, 14 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC746Spain blocks the internet for sports, Flock ignores CCPA, and astronauts contemplate toilet reliability on Mars
- 17:00 UTC745Git gets dethroned, aphyr despairs about AI, and your bootleg Phish collection finally has a home
- 11:00 UTC744Backblaze ghosts your files, medical vibe-coding leaks everything, and trains beat cars because policy isn't vibes
- 08:00 UTC743Claude crashes planes, LLMs hunt bugs, and Roblox puts devs on a subscription leash
- 06:00 UTC742Search spam crackdowns, phone farm hacks, and a Jellyfin client for your dusty Wii
- 04:10 UTC741Tmux gets a glow-up, Lean proves it's correct then crashes anyway, and DaVinci steals Lightroom's lunch
- 01:00 UTC740GitHub finally ships stacked PRs, LLVM hunts rogue fdiv, and New Orleans runs the world's dumbest insurance scam
- Monday, 13 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC739WordPress gets backdoored, Servo escapes Mozilla's shadow, and your moonshine is now constitutional
- 12:00 UTC738Gmail hates you for being polite, math can be the size of a toy train, and someone built Slack in 14 days
- 11:00 UTC737Cocaine sharks, one math button to rule them all, and HN discovers making cola is just chemistry with extra steps
- 08:00 UTC736Software teams burn cash, Spain blocks Docker for football, and HN still can't agree on button design
- 06:00 UTC735Retro gaming nostalgia, Apple plays 4D chess with AI, and HN debates the perfect homelab
- 04:00 UTC734One operator rules all math, ROCm crawls toward relevance, and Antarctica unveils a secret island
- 01:00 UTC733Bryan Cantrill roasts vibe coders, Google Play kills DDLC, and we learn to make cola from essential oils
- Sunday, 12 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC732AI frontier closes gates, macOS gets boring, and Anthropic's cache goes poof
- 16:00 UTC731La Liga nukes Docker, Claude bills hit hard, and HN debates whether AI deserves a punch
- 11:00 UTC730Apple locks out Czech users, VPS wizards flex $20 stacks, and HN reads documents (shocking)
- 06:00 UTC729Moonshine is legal now, code complexity is eternal, and someone built a Z-Machine because Elm wasn't suffering enough
- 04:00 UTC728Eleventy dies, Pijul still trying, and everyone prefers dead trees over pixels
- 01:00 UTC727AI benchmarks are fake, Apple counts to 2, and HN debates fluorine storage dreams
- Saturday, 11 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC726Small models find big bugs, classic Macs run without Apple, and Rust locks that won't deadlock
- 16:00 UTC725OpenAI acquires everything, aphyr sees the AI apocalypse, and Korea gives everyone free data
- 11:00 UTC724Windows Defender becomes the attacker, Connect 4 gets solved beautifully, and the moon mission makes everyone cry
- 07:00 UTC723Colin Percival turns 20 on AWS, FAA wants gamers to land planes, and procrastination gets a scientific excuse
- 06:00 UTC722Calvino philosophizes, NASA needs underwear, and HN discovers 1D games exist
- 04:00 UTC721Firefox breaks with 84K extensions, Linux welcomes robot overlords, and Steve Blank wants us all underground
- 01:00 UTC720MacBooks get filed, chimps go to war, and Sam Altman's house gets firebombed
- Friday, 10 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC719Chess goes 1D, WireGuard gets signed, and HN writes meta commentary about meta commentary
- 17:00 UTC718FBI reads your Signal, France rage-quits Windows, and CPU-Z becomes a trojan horse
- 11:00 UTC717France ditches Windows, quantum hype needs context, and K language wages war on readable code
- 08:00 UTC716GitButler bets $17M on Git being obsolete, YouTube traps users in subscription purgatory, and Raft gets the Mean Girls treatment
- 06:00 UTC715NASA builds computers like it's 1986, RAM has trust issues, and HN debates whether WordPress deserves to exist
- 04:00 UTC714Your laptop becomes a server, MCP vs Skills gets philosophical, and someone strips Google's watermarks
- 01:00 UTC713Funerals as wealth destruction, macOS animations as existential threats, and Microsoft's shady OneDrive hustle
- Thursday, 9 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC712EFF rage-quits X, Meta censors its critics, and ChatGPT gets a $100 haircut
- 17:00 UTC711Meta censors ads, Vercel reads your prompts, and penguins get the short end of the ice floe
- 11:00 UTC710Claude gaslights users, Thunderbird begs for donations, and Unity devs still code like it's 2009
- 08:00 UTC709Astral secures CI/CD, Aphyr writes a novel about lies, and Wii runs Mac OS X (revisited)
- 06:00 UTC708Idleness is a virtue, TTL is a trick, and someone squeezed battery info into 298 bytes
- 04:00 UTC707Little Snitch Linux drops, USB demystified, Swift escapes Xcode, and Polymarket faces insider trading accusations
- 01:00 UTC706Satoshi's identity crisis, Deere pays up, and shipping nerds track war zones in real-time
- Wednesday, 8 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC705Meta chases superintelligence, Anthropic ghosts customers, and HN debates hobby hierarchies
- 17:00 UTC704Mac OS X on Wii, bicycle bells vs. noise-canceling, and LLMs are bullshit machines
- 11:00 UTC703Microsoft ghosts VeraCrypt, Pi joins a startup, and your filesystem is the only database you need
- 08:00 UTC702Glasswing goes nuclear, aliens read clocks, and 12k-year-old dice prove gambling is eternal
- 06:00 UTC701Quantum doomsday moves to 2029, game hackers shuffle apartments, and the shed remains sacred
- 04:00 UTC700Ceasefires, throwback AI panic, guitar wisdom, and a truck driver builds all of NYC
- 01:00 UTC699Anthropic unleashes a cyber-demon, NASA goes moon sightseeing, and a rat gets a statue
- Tuesday, 7 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC698Anthropic builds a hacker army, Apollo 11 had a bug, and someone made a desk ornament that doubles as a weapon
- 11:00 UTC697Idiocracy tracker hits 92%, Claude Code implodes, and someone built a laptop from 1985
- 07:30 UTC696AI agents get hippocampus envy, rice farming goes viral, and Sam Altman's diary leaks continue
- 06:00 UTC695Go compiles to C, peptides take over HN, and Netflix erases your ex from videos
- 04:00 UTC694AI singers top iTunes, AdSense dies quietly, and government surplus gets searchable
- 01:00 UTC693Sam Altman gets profiled, quantum doomsday gets a timeline, and everyone built the same speech-to-text app
- Monday, 6 April 2026
- 17:00 UTC692Apps demand downloads, freelancers demand payment, and Claude demands you stop asking hard questions
- 11:00 UTC691France cashes out its gold, btrfs betrays another admin, and Massdrop becomes just another gaming store
- 08:00 UTC690VSCode gets skinny, AI lives in your browser, and Japan designs pens that make you feel things
- 06:00 UTC689Fish LLMs, Entertainment Only AI, DMCA whack-a-mole, and bouncing signals off the Moon
- 04:00 UTC688Local AI invades iPhones, YouTube search dies, and your salary data has already been sold
- 01:00 UTC687AI builds your dream project, Microsoft still can't pick a GUI framework, and Switzerland flexes 25 Gbit while America argues about cable monopolies
- Sunday, 5 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC686Humans orbit the Moon, AI writes its own AI, and LibreOffice drama escalates
- 16:00 UTC685AI makes PhD students obsolete, BrowserStack sells your email, and someone finally gets locked out of Google
- 11:00 UTC684Caveman LLM prompts, Rust-to-Go transpilers, and open-source FPGA silicon walks into a bar
- 07:00 UTC683Transformers bottleneck civilization, Valve wins Linux wars, and HN discovers career advice is just vibes
- 06:00 UTC682Karpathy wants LLMs to maintain your wiki, Lisp devs cry about AI, and one guy built software he hated making
- 04:00 UTC681Linux breaks Postgres, an API checks if things are seven, and Racket escapes to iOS
- 01:00 UTC680Microsoft has 75 Copilots, Germany wants your biometrics, and indie web refuses to die
- Saturday, 4 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC679Apple finally lets Nvidia in, someone gamified transistors, and Claude discovers feelings
- 16:00 UTC678LLMs bootstrap themselves, Meta gags authors, Germany wants your papers
- 11:00 UTC677Anthropic DMCA's its own forks, Claude Code turns security researcher, and dial-up refuses to die
- 07:00 UTC676TinyGo shrinks binaries, Podroid frees Android, and HN debates whether monitors ruin focus
- 06:00 UTC675YC boots a startup, axios gets pwned, and gold laughs at the dollar
- 04:00 UTC674FAA bans drone journalism, Linux becomes a router, and HN discovers chicken security
- 01:00 UTC673Anthropic cuts off OpenClaw, Oracle imports workers while exporting paychecks, and astronauts make Earth look good
- Friday, 3 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC672F-15s fall from Iranian skies, SSH gets proper certificates, and the indie web refuses to die
- 16:30 UTC671Apple unlocks Siri's brain, Andreessen discovers Socrates existed, and Samsung makes uninstalling feel like a hostage negotiation
- 11:00 UTC670Proton's Swiss cheese privacy, Europe builds alternatives, and Io's mountain is a lie
- 07:00 UTC669George Goble lit grills with liquid oxygen, Artemis watchers proliferate, and HN reminisces about magazines you can't scroll
- 06:00 UTC668Astronauts poop in peace, shell scripts compile C, and HN debates whether lying is optional
- 01:00 UTC667Notch escapes, Azure melts, and OpenAI buys the press that covers it
- Thursday, 2 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC666Gemma 4 drops, Delve steals code, and kernel devs drown in CVEs
- 17:00 UTC665LinkedIn spies on your extensions, Sweden rediscovers paper, and Nepal's trekkers get scammed by their own guides
- 11:00 UTC664IBM hugs Arm, phishers get good, and the UK finally lets you unsubscribe
- 07:00 UTC663Artemis lifts off, EmDash explodes, and quantum breaks everything
- 06:00 UTC662Code leaks, subscription bombs, and OCaml discovers C++ is a programming language
- 04:00 UTC661Quantum breaks Bitcoin, data scientists strike back, and IPv6 becomes poetry
- 01:00 UTC660RAM costs more than rent, SpaceX goes public, and git learns probability theory
- Wednesday, 1 April 2026
- 20:00 UTC659Artemis II takes flight, OpenAI's vapor trails, and Meta teaches AI to make concrete decisions
- 17:00 UTC658Cloudflare kills WordPress, BGP remains terrifying, and spy numbers return to shortwave
- 11:00 UTC657Carriers are obsolete, CERN goes karting, and Haskell orders your groceries
- 08:00 UTC656Claude finds bugs in everything, Intel cheats on benchmarks, and SQL plays chess
- 06:00 UTC65513 parameters learn to reason, Neanderthals outlast your startup, and C++ debates string views
- 04:00 UTC654White House leaks data, oil beats whales, and lab gloves fooled everyone
- 01:00 UTC653OpenAI reaches escape velocity, GitHub admits it's been down a lot, and 1-bit models finally become real
March 2026193 editions
- Tuesday, 31 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC652Claude leaks its own source, OkCupid sells your face, and the slop debate rages on
- 17:00 UTC651Oracle emails 30k workers at 6am, Microsoft says Copilot is just for laughs, and Milgram's assistants couldn't follow instructions either
- 11:00 UTC650Source maps leak secrets, CTEs get therapy, and Escher's forgotten rival finally gets his due
- 08:00 UTC649GitHub learns manners, quantum threatens Bitcoin, and Victorians teach LLMs ethics
- 06:00 UTC648Token efficiency tips, Ollama goes native, Railway leaks auth data, and HN maps the grid
- 04:00 UTC647Supply chains crumbling, astronauts gambling, and AI stealing your inner voice
- 01:00 UTC646Government spyware, DIY routers, and birds outsmarting toll booth operators
- Monday, 30 March 2026
- 11:00 UTC645MacBooks break expensive, GPUs compress cheap, and math proves RL was always physics
- 08:00 UTC644Trains beat planes, VHDL mocks Verilog, and LLMs resurrect Windows 98 audio
- 06:00 UTC643Copilot sells ads in your PRs, Waterfox turns 15, and robots want your e-waste
- 04:00 UTC642Apple cripples 4K displays, courts ban smart glasses, and free RISC-V CI arrives
- 01:00 UTC641Cloudflare reads your React state, AI makes the forest dark, and Claude Code nukes your uncommitted changes
- Sunday, 29 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC640Voyager defies death, C++26 ships contracts, and Neovim gets multiple cursors nobody asked for
- 16:00 UTC639Scientists poison their own studies, LinkedIn devours your RAM, and Palantir gets shown the door
- 11:00 UTC638USB cables lie to your face, Kindles become newspapers, and math beats RAM
- 07:00 UTC637Sockpuppets shill AI tools, millennials mourn dial-up, and management gets its day in court
- 06:00 UTC636Your AI therapist agrees you're the main character, Factorio runs RISC-V, and cats deserve architecture degrees
- 04:00 UTC635Taxi drivers dodge Alzheimer's, Linux becomes a language, and Meta needs more chips
- 01:00 UTC634Korea goes solar, CSS plays DOOM, and philosophers debate whether Linux counts as an interpreter
- Saturday, 28 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC633Cancer founders, N64 wizardry, and the White House forgot to read their own app's permissions
- 16:00 UTC632Laws get Git commits, AI says you're always right, and Britain runs on wind
- 11:00 UTC631CERN burns AI into chips, Stanford locks up your AI agent, and HN debates trust metrics
- 07:00 UTC630AMD hoards cache like a dragon, sand is secretly gorgeous, and HN debates saving the wrong bees
- 06:00 UTC629FBI director gets hacked, libraries save your VHS, and Cursor trains on your keystrokes
- 04:00 UTC628Stanford sandboxes your AI, Meta pays for addiction, and HN watches cats in China
- 01:00 UTC627macOS corners crime, FBI director pwned, and PyPI serves malware for breakfast
- Friday, 27 March 2026
- 17:00 UTC626Blind man faxes 512 pages, RAM prices apocalypse, and Microsoft employees revolt against login screens
- 11:00 UTC625JSON gets faster, Lisp gets eBPF, and HN debates whether QA should even exist
- 07:00 UTC624Claude learns cron jobs, LiteLLM drama explodes, and the Tesla desktop computer saga continues
- 06:00 UTC623Cheap GPUs flex on Claude, Anthropic outsources to Azure, and HN discovers agents can pair program with other agents
- 04:00 UTC622Mac Pro dies, AI rewrites everything, and Meta teaches agents to improve themselves
- 01:00 UTC621Gambling goes nuclear, CERN democratizes science, and xv gets its final pixel
- Thursday, 26 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC620Seafoam psychology, RAG reality checks, DNS crimes, and parental firewall rules
- 17:00 UTC619Kids sue Big Tech, devs flee GitHub, and your TV wants your Walmart login
- 11:00 UTC618Personal wikis, shell sorcery, and CPU nostalgia while LLMs learn to scrape
- 07:00 UTC617Seismic farming, FPGA gaming, LLM hijacking, and punk rock merchandise supremacy
- 06:00 UTC616AGI benchmarks get gamified, Claude floods GitHub's basement, and academia still doesn't correct papers
- 03:48 UTC615ISPs dodge billion-dollar bullets, Apple ghosts bug reporters, and the Strait of Hormuz becomes a toll booth
- Wednesday, 25 March 2026
- 11:01 UTC614Edison's ghost haunts data centers, Python devs fork in protest, and AI compression gets turbocharged
- 07:08 UTC613Supply chain attacks hit PyPI, UK wants to parent your teens, and BeOS rises from the grave
- 06:00 UTC612Video.js rises from PE ashes, pest control gets vibe-coded, and CBS Radio signs off forever
- 03:38 UTC611OpenAI kills Sora, Arm redefines AGI, and missile defense proves NP-complete
- Tuesday, 24 March 2026
- 17:00 UTC610Supply chains compromised, controllers exhausted, and HN wonders where all the AI apps went
- 11:00 UTC609Microsoft promises to stop hitting you, Fowler explains why you shouldn't distribute objects, and Opera gets nostalgic
- 07:10 UTC608GPT-5.4 solves open math, hackers mod intercoms, and TechEmpower takes its final bow
- 06:00 UTC607AI proves math theorems, agents get Stack Overflow, and ancient craftsmen put staples in their china
- 04:00 UTC606Supply chains snap, Rust gets existential, and we time-travel to Windows 3.1
- 01:00 UTC605FCC bans Chinese routers, LocalStack goes dark, and regex has always been slow
- Monday, 23 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC604DoD forgets to renew SSL, wind farms get paid to not exist, and bunnie builds a better PIO
- 17:00 UTC603EU exodus, GitHub crumbles, and someone ran a 400B model on a phone at 0.6 tokens per second
- 11:00 UTC602POSSE manifesto, Walmart AI fumbles, and ancient Chinese hexagrams get a math upgrade
- 07:00 UTC601Windows devs reach for Electron, Flash-MoE streams 400B params from SSD, and code death remains greatly exaggerated
- 06:00 UTC600Kids get landlines, Amex deploys Kubernetes twice, and a copy-paste bug defeats AES-256
- 04:00 UTC599MAUI on Linux, spam gets pretty, and LLMs fail to predict your coffee's temperature
- 01:00 UTC598PC Gamer downloads half a gig of ads while recommending RSS, NixOS evangelists emerge, and code refuses to die
- Sunday, 22 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC597Bram Cohen invents yet another thing, OpenClaw devours credentials, and Microsoft breaks its own platform
- 16:00 UTC596Dogfooding goes too far, 397B params squeeze into 48GB, and Atlassian proves you can't call the CEO a jerk
- 11:00 UTC595Weaving looms go analog, kernel newbies fight sign extension, and LLMs learn to shut up
- 06:00 UTC594Chest fridges save power, Bayesian stats confuse data scientists, and AI makes dumb people dumber
- 04:00 UTC593JS bloat gets audited, supply chains get pwned, and AI takes your job while you debate craftsmanship
- 01:00 UTC592Age verification becomes surveillance, $12K AI boxes, and someone built Minecraft in the terminal
- Saturday, 21 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC591Ubuntu finally shows password asterisks, Paris bans cars, and HN debates AI-coded graph databases
- 16:00 UTC590Deno's CEO goes missing, brains get preserved, and HN debates whether trees understand AI better than we do
- 11:00 UTC589Mamba-3 chases transformers, a piping guy becomes a software founder, and newspapers torpedo their own history
- 06:00 UTC588Big red buttons need safety covers, ugly planes fly best, and DVDs still haunt us
- 03:00 UTC587Chopsticks have 40 rules, VisiCalc returns from the dead, and someone shipped a volume knob on a unicycle
- 01:00 UTC586Microsoft promises taskbar freedom, Fortran joins Bluesky, and your WASM was slower this whole time
- Friday, 20 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC585Strava leaks aircraft carriers, compliance theater exposed, and Java devs discover loops exist
- 17:00 UTC584HP tortures customers on purpose, SuperMicro smuggles chips to China, and Europe keeps the lights on (barely)
- 11:00 UTC583ArXiv goes solo, Cursor borrows Kimi, and sideloading becomes a 24-hour waiting game
- 06:00 UTC582Azure leaks invisible logins, twins prove wool beats Gore-Tex, and TI-83 Drugwars hits nostalgia
- 03:30 UTC581Claude gets channels, Clockwise gets acqui-hired, and LLMs fail at Brainfuck
- 01:00 UTC580Waymo saves lives, ads ruin the web, and a 25MB TTS model talks your ear off
- Thursday, 19 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC5794chan sends hamsters to British regulators, Meta's AI goes rogue, and sideloading now requires a 24-hour timeout
- 17:00 UTC578OpenAI swallows Python tooling, Afroman defeats cops in court, and clown paint beats surveillance
- 11:00 UTC577ICML catches cheaters, layer duplication hacks LLMs, and Guido's 1988 window system resurfaces
- 07:00 UTC576Startup pundits exposed, an AI asks 81k humans what they want, and someone blew their kid's college fund on Game of Life buttons
- 06:00 UTC575Specs that are code, apps that are databases, and the small web strikes back
- 04:00 UTC574GPU hackers extend VRAM, statisticians prove everything is average, and HTTP still exists
- 01:00 UTC573Austin proves supply and demand work, AI writes fiction nobody asked for, and Snap gives everyone root
- Wednesday, 18 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC572AI escapes sandboxes, gambling metaphors, and a Turing Award for quantum cryptographers
- 17:00 UTC571Microsoft gets roasted, Meta's metaverse dies, and pyramids still hide secrets
- 11:00 UTC570Pike preaches simplicity, JPEG reveals its math, and someone built a CPU because why not
- 07:00 UTC569Kernel spinlocks freeze Fedora, mouse bites sabotage chips, and nematodes dominate existence
- 06:00 UTC568Websites are back, AI can't learn, and VM sandboxes spawn faster than your patience
- 04:00 UTC567Patents die, green screens learn, and Node.js gets sandboxed while everyone fine-tunes everything
- 01:00 UTC566Python JIT delivers, Claude Code sparks ethics drama, and Honda waves goodbye to EVs
- Tuesday, 17 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC565Xbox finally hacked, Illinois wants your age, Meta kills the metaverse
- 11:00 UTC564Flying trimarans, reverse-engineered AI clones, and functional programming gets its revenge
- 07:00 UTC563SEC doubles down, HN doubles comments, and everyone has opinions about memory allocation
- 06:00 UTC562LinkedIn gibberish, code review bottlenecks, and nostalgia runs on 64KB
- 03:34 UTC561Beyond ditches meat, Oxyde ditches SQLAlchemy, and academics discover LLM teams need consensus protocols
- 01:00 UTC560SEC kills quarterly reports, small web goes big, and healthcare math gets ugly
- Monday, 16 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC559Jobs are growing (on paper), voice assistants still suck, and Meta remembers jemalloc exists
- 17:00 UTC558Gamblers threaten journalists, Palantir sees everything, and democracies break their own hearts
- 11:00 UTC557EV hacking, plant automation, and the eternal mystery of 0.1 + 0.1 + 0.1
- 07:24 UTC556Unicode ghosts haunt GitHub, Wayland finally separates, and Intel mourns the Optane that could have been
- 06:01 UTC555Privacy bills get drafted, books get worse, and everyone's still arguing about how to use LLMs
- 04:00 UTC554AI slop gets a manifesto, LLMs drain your soul, and Go learns new tricks while weed fights Alzheimer's
- 01:01 UTC553Canada surveils everyone, web pages weigh as much as a car, and Nasdaq discovers creative new ways to fleece index fund investors
- Sunday, 15 March 2026
- 20:01 UTC552Invisible code strikes again, Intel mourns its memory, and grandparents won't look up from their phones
- 16:22 UTC551DIY rockets for $96, Pentagon censors the military press, and ML explained like you're five
- 11:00 UTC550Spotify's AI DJ flunks classical music, treasure hunters outlast their jailers, and math nerds have a field day
- 07:04 UTC549MCP gets roasted, treasure hunters game the system, and vegetables have family issues
- 06:01 UTC548Server racks grow salad, bees cheat death, and HN begs you to stop letting AI write your Slack messages
- 03:51 UTC547Korean keywords, kernel rootkits, and $100M for Claude consultants
- 01:01 UTC546Age gates crumble, OpenTTD gets bundled, and Claude bribes you with off-peak tokens
- Saturday, 14 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC545Data lies, Jazzband dies, OnlyFans chatters get $2 an hour, and Hollywood still loves Nmap
- 16:00 UTC544Montana protects compute rights, bunnie builds a chip, XML rises from the grave, fake RAM for your fake performance, and Erlang's isolation can't save you
- 11:00 UTC543Wired headphones are fashion now, Digg dies again, and PhD students learn to suffer beautifully
- 06:00 UTC542Helium panic intensifies, Crocker demands you skip the pleasantries, and edtech tortures children with unskippable animations
- 03:27 UTC541Claude gets infinite memory, Apple goes budget, and scientists hide data in literal darkness
- 01:00 UTC540xAI implodes, Doctor Who resurfaces, and devs still hate Logitech software
- Friday, 13 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC539NSA secrets, helium panic, Carmack defends AI training, and your laptop can finally run a 1B model
- 16:00 UTC538Meta lobbies for your ID, Instagram kills encryption, and HN discovers TUIs are just GUIs in cosplay
- 11:00 UTC537AWS patches decade-old bucket squatting, Sweden gets hacked, and HN reminisces about modems
- 07:00 UTC536Terminal hyperlinks enable evil, robots can't make sandwiches, and Flickr taught us all APIs
- 06:00 UTC535Vite goes Rust, YouTube archaeology, and HN debates the soul of programming
- 03:00 UTC534LLMs plateau while RAG gets poisoned, agents hide secrets, and a $599 Mac sparks childhood flashbacks
- 01:00 UTC533AI says yes when you say no, grandma goes to jail, and runners churn butter
- Thursday, 12 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC532Fuel crisis forces 4-day weeks, Dolphin finally beats Rogue Squadron, and the Amen Break gets sorted
- 17:00 UTC531Clean rooms launder open source, iPhones kill bank tellers, and DuckDB flexes on cheap laptops
- 11:00 UTC530Rails rises from the grave, 3D knitting solves fast fashion, and a billion identities walk into an exposed database
- 07:00 UTC529Slim pickings: Stryker update, death logistics, and niche technical deep-dives
- 06:00 UTC528Static-site social networks, DVD endurance tests, and urea prices (yes, pee is now macro)
- 04:00 UTC527Wiz joins the mothership, AI code that maintainers won't merge, and DHS contractors get doxxed
- 01:00 UTC526HN bans AI comments, Microsoft goes 1-bit, and Britain finally evicts the hereditary freeloaders
- Wednesday, 11 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC525McKinsey gets pwned, Swiss democracy fails at USB, and Apple proves phone chips can run laptops
- 11:00 UTC524Pentagon gets AI assistants, TB-303 gets rebuilt, and a crypto veteran explains why tokens ate his product
- 07:00 UTC523Geohot says chill about AI, Tony Hoare gets more tributes, and someone ranks vibe coding levels like it's Dante's Inferno
- 06:00 UTC522Zig gets lazier, SUSE gets sold, and a programmer writes their own editor because all 15 existing ones were somehow inadequate
- 04:00 UTC521Unicode detective work, universal vaccines, and SSH's secret menu walks into a bar
- 01:00 UTC520Amazon needs babysitters for AI code, RISC-V crawls, and Cloudflare becomes the mob
- Tuesday, 10 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC519Meta buys a bot social network, LeCun leaves for $1B, and Debian punts on the AI question
- 17:00 UTC518Tony Hoare leaves us null, Amazon blames AI for its outages, and a guy realizes his flight tracker mostly tracked his carbon footprint
- 11:00 UTC517Redox bans AI contributions, Apple breaks corner math, and HN scrolls into the void
- 06:00 UTC516Ethical AI fails, Emacs rejects packages, and quantum clickbait gets destroyed
- 03:27 UTC515CRMs go local, leap seconds dodge bullets, and someone let you tune their guitar remotely
- 01:00 UTC514Copyleft gets AI-washed, Oracle bets big on yesterday, and hexagons collapse beautifully
- Monday, 9 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC513Bluesky's CEO bails, Florida judges hate cameras, and someone found a SPARCstation that still boots
- 17:00 UTC512Ireland quits coal, Meta upstreams FFmpeg, and Apple's UI keeps losing its edges
- 11:00 UTC511Courts bless TOS updates via spam folder, Python gets unshackled, and Sriracha's origin story gets uglier
- 07:30 UTC510Tiny devboards, Linux kernel wizardry, and the eternal push-pull of reactive frameworks
- 06:00 UTC509Rust dreams bigger, M&Ms become Turing-complete, and HN shows off March projects
- 03:35 UTC508OSINT dashboards leak secrets, guitars defy physics, and Bluesky forks itself for Black Twitter
- 01:00 UTC507Agents get sandboxed, MacBooks get Frankensteined, and the economy gets a reality check
- Sunday, 8 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC506AI writing gets roasted, human neurons play DOOM, and LibreOffice finally learns Markdown
- 16:00 UTC505PS5 runs Linux, Apple rations RAM, wasm-bindgen hurts, and AI agents still can't maintain code
- 11:00 UTC504PyPy gasps for air, Qwen runs on a potato, and HN debates whether looking things up makes you dumber
- 06:00 UTC503Euclid runs Pokemon, AMD Turin crushes benchmarks, and publishing dies by formula
- Saturday, 7 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC502Yakult ladies fight loneliness, CERN zaps cancer in milliseconds, and Docker turns 10
- 16:00 UTC501AST editors go modal, LLMs go plausible, and the economy goes sideways
- 11:00 UTC500Meta argues seeding torrents is fair use, India builds sovereign AI, and Go finally tells you why your context died
- 06:00 UTC499Dapper kills indexes, UUID finally joins stdlib, and inventors keep learning war is bad
- 03:00 UTC498Sixty-year-olds rediscover joy, LLMs need acceptance tests, and Ada lives on while IP brokers lurk
- 01:00 UTC497Tech jobs crater, Ultima rises from the dead, and CSS becomes an identity crisis
- Friday, 6 March 2026
- 16:30 UTC496Climate accelerates, jobs evaporate, and corporate bullshitters climb the ladder
- 11:30 UTC495Libre vs Aseprite, ants learn assembly, and System76 fights back against age surveillance
- 06:00 UTC494Structs get humbled, Linux goes kernel-deep, and citrus reveals its messy family tree
- 03:30 UTC493Anthropic gets DoW'd, terminals get glamorous, and AI slop gets a 406
- 01:00 UTC492GPT-5.4 drops, CBP watches your ads, and Proton Mail snitches again
- Thursday, 5 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC491Wikipedia gets wormed, Paul Graham discovers watches are expensive, and the government knows where you are
- 18:00 UTC490Wikipedia gets pwned, Safe Browsing sleeps on duty, and Elixir devs finally get agents that don't crash
- 11:00 UTC489AI rewrites your license, LLMs lie professionally, and Vodafone accidentally gifts unlimited data
- 06:00 UTC488Nvidia plays coy, cave art goes viral, and Python devs discover concurrency is still hard
- 03:30 UTC487Dario calls Sam a liar, NRC approves nukes, and RSS refuses to die
- 01:00 UTC486Flock cams watch you drive, Flash rises from the grave, and BMW hires robot coworkers
- 00:00 UTC485Apple goes cheap, simplicity doesn't get promoted, and you can bet on Deutsche Bahn being late
- Wednesday, 4 March 2026
- 23:00 UTC484TLS gets encrypted, Postgres gets faster, and PHP compiles Rust because chaos is a feature
- 20:00 UTC483Qwen team exodus, Firefox bloatware revolt, and your kid's watch is basically a spy device
- 18:00 UTC482PMs discover coding, Netflix discovers kernel locks, and CPUs run on GPUs now apparently
- 12:00 UTC481Motorola gets secure, TikTok stays insecure, and California wants your birthday
- 07:00 UTC480ThinkPads get perfect scores, voxels get ray traced, and CRDTs finally get interactive tutorials
- 01:00 UTC479Intel goes chiplet crazy, OpenAI sounds like cigarettes, and Helsinki achieves traffic utopia
- Tuesday, 3 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC478Apple drops M5 bombs, GitHub goes down, and HN tells you to stay an IC
- 16:00 UTC477Identity paranoia, AI hallucinates in court, and XKCD gets the interactive treatment
- 11:00 UTC476Motorola goes GrapheneOS (again), Arm catches up to x86, and turbulence gets worse because climate
- 06:00 UTC475AI reporters get fired, fish get counted, and Dragon Ball fans spend a year fixing Toei's homework
- 04:00 UTC474Exposed AI agents, quantum DIY, and crypto wizards argue about the future while HN admits they hate hiking
- 01:00 UTC473Meta watches you undress, macOS crumbles, and Canada decides weather apps are infrastructure
- Monday, 2 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC472Brewdog drowns, iPad gets another chip, and AI agents learn to parallel park
- 17:00 UTC471Microsoft bans insults, OpenClaw farms stars, and Apple's Neural Engine gets reverse-engineered
- 11:00 UTC470Motorola goes GrapheneOS, strangers become friends, and indie devs ditch Unity
- 07:00 UTC469Cops kill their own cameras, satellites choke on data, and a 286 dreams of electric sheep
- 06:00 UTC468AI commits its own crimes, C wins file API wars, and free libraries survive teenagers with fireworks
- 04:00 UTC467Claude tops charts, Moomins haunt Middle-earth, and CRC32 gets a Serbian tribute
- 01:00 UTC466AWS datacenter catches fire, e-bikes replace cars, and HN debates WebMCP vs semantic web deja vu
- Sunday, 1 March 2026
- 20:00 UTC465Ghostty gets an update, HN argues about protocols, and someone cured cancer again
- 16:00 UTC464AI makes coding easy but engineering hard, Claude poaches memories, and someone finally explained why your C++ binary is fat
- 11:00 UTC463Karpathy's 200-line GPT explodes, holographic 3D printers go sub-second, and someone finally named what we're all doing: houseplant programming
- 06:00 UTC462Teaching kids Logo, spec-driven AI skeptics, and Microsoft sells you hardware to use their cloud
- 03:42 UTC461Karpathy distills GPT to 200 lines, agents build libxml2 replacements, and Google bans its own CLI users
- 01:00 UTC460OpenAI defends Anthropic, MinIO rises from the dead, and Apple nags you to upgrade
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- Saturday, 28 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC459Cognitive debt piles up, mathematicians plagiarize, and HN discovers that bribing the government is surprisingly affordable
- 16:00 UTC458AI agents can't be trusted, Gemini bans users for breathing, and Simplenote joins the graveyard
- 11:00 UTC457Israel strikes Iran, Croatia clears mines, and HN debates whether Rust counts as a personality trait
- 06:00 UTC456OpenAI takes the Pentagon money Anthropic refused, passkeys remain confusing, and RNA replicates itself
- 04:00 UTC455Tech workers unite against killer robots, AI outs Chinese spies, and a calculator tells California to pound sand
- 01:00 UTC454Pentagon blacklists Anthropic, OpenAI banks $110B, and California demands your birth certificate to install Linux
- Friday, 27 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC453Dan Simmons dies, Claude bribes OSS maintainers, and OpenClaw terrifies security researchers
- 17:00 UTC452Web streams need therapy, Jane Street hides MD5 in neural nets, and courts say cops can't ransack your phone
- 11:00 UTC451Corruption normalizes itself, Claude writes emulators, and Dyson settles for slavery
- 07:00 UTC45080386 protection nerds out, tldraw hides tests from LLMs, and Graydon says we peaked in 1993
- 06:30 UTC449Anthropic defies Pentagon, Google workers revolt, and HN hunts for breakfast in uncharted dimensions
- 03:30 UTC448Prediction markets catch cheaters, YC builds video editors, and HN explains shell redirects to itself
- 01:00 UTC447Anthropic draws a line in the sand, Block lays off half its staff, and Claude Code has opinions
- Thursday, 26 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC446WiFi isolation is a lie, vibe coding meets its maker moment, and Palm OS nostalgia hits different
- 17:00 UTC445Anthropic drops safety promises, Meta pays 3.5% taxes, and bash scripts become spycraft
- 11:00 UTC444California bans everything, Google plays retroactive secrets, and YC startups discover cold email
- 07:00 UTC443AI writes better referee reports than humans, web agents can't handle two tabs, and coffee remains addictive since 1830
- 06:00 UTC442API keys go rogue, RAM eats profits, and OpenAI discovers execution isn't a moat
- 04:00 UTC441MCP gets cheaper, Jane Street gets sued, and the Pentagon bullies Anthropic
- 01:00 UTC440Jimi Hendrix was an engineer, Notepad gets a CVE, and universities blow billions on glass cubes
- Wednesday, 25 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC439Bus stops get axed, em-dashes out bots, and solar finally beats water
- 17:00 UTC438Denmark dumps Microsoft, US fights data borders, and a .online domain goes to hell
- 11:00 UTC437LLMs drown in noise, death poets drop mics, and regret gets a calculator
- 07:00 UTC436Privacy paranoia sells phones, text wrapping gets pretty, and GNU find achieves sentience
- 06:00 UTC435Stripe's worth more than Adyen and PayPal combined, Lisp runs HN now, and devs race to manage their fleet of AI coworkers
- 04:00 UTC434Amazon inflates prices, Anthropic deflates safety, and devs admit they can't code without AI
- 01:00 UTC433Apple reshores, Cloudflare clones Next.js, and your turnstile is a lie
- Tuesday, 24 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC432Dogs code games, feds watch you verify, and Japan perfects baggage handling
- 17:00 UTC431Firefox sanitizes your HTML, Discord dumps Thiel, IRS comes for Meta, and a 10-year-old pitched Disneyland a roller coaster
- 11:00 UTC430Reply bots inherit Twitter, your spine tingles at DNA's command, and Flickr URLs remind us the web used to make sense
- 07:00 UTC429Firefox kills AI, Ladybird drama continues, and a thousand comments debate who watches the children
- 06:00 UTC428Ubuntu embraces Rust, CSS runs x86 code, and Alzheimer's gets a blood test
- 04:00 UTC427Shatner goes metal, AI fails preschool logic, and we're still porting UNIX to everything
- 01:00 UTC426ASML goes turbo, AI writes drivers but not GDP, and please stop giving robots root access
- Monday, 23 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC425Binance plays whack-a-mole with compliance, Vikings had job titles, and the web yearns to be free again
- 17:00 UTC424Ladybird goes Rust with AI help, age verification is a trap, and private equity kills another retailer
- 11:00 UTC423Pope bans robot sermons, Elsevier's citation racket crumbles, and lidar gets cheap enough for your Honda
- 07:00 UTC422Google bans paying customers, open source games ship, and AI agents learn to text each other
- 06:00 UTC421Piracy aggregators, org-mode cults, and Rust eats JavaScript's lunch
- 04:00 UTC420Laptops fail kids, Tao teaches math, layoffs go searchable, and BSD purists fight Linuxisms
- 01:00 UTC419E-ink dashboards, AI gatekeeping drama, and federated TikTok for people who hate fun
- Sunday, 22 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC418Debuggers need debugging, transactions need explaining, and CSS builds 3D games now
- 16:00 UTC417Social networks become attention prisons, Iranian students defy bullets, and someone accidentally commands a robot vacuum army
- 11:00 UTC416FreeBSD jails get their redemption arc, Electron claims to be lightweight, and Coccinelle keeps the Linux kernel from crumbling
- 06:00 UTC415LLMs etched in silicon, bloom filters outsmart themselves, and dead games get a second chance
- 04:00 UTC414Claws everywhere, botnets breaking anonymity, and a guide to not letting Claude write code until you say so
- 01:00 UTC413Electron guilt, hydrogen regret, and Duke Nukem rises from the 90s to haunt us all
- Saturday, 21 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC412FBI watchlists, medieval English, and Cloudflare's staging environment strikes again
- 16:00 UTC411Chinese chips flood the market, F-Droid fights for survival, and macOS has a secret sandbox nobody uses
- 11:00 UTC410Karpathy coins 'Claws', OAuth remains confusing, and LinkedIn wants your passport
- 06:00 UTC409OAuth finally explained, agents coordinate in trees, and Claude eats its own tokens
- 03:24 UTC408Vigilantes smash cameras, AI sells ads, and one guy dug a tunnel for fun
- 01:00 UTC407Dependabot gets roasted, lawyers threaten hackers, and Wikipedia dumps Archive.today
- Friday, 20 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC406Android locked down, Facebook slop-pilled, and Harper's discovers tech bros have feelings
- 16:30 UTC405Supreme Court blocks Trump, ggml joins HuggingFace, and Taalas promises 17k tokens/sec
- 11:00 UTC404EU infrastructure escapes AWS, MacBooks have secret accelerometers, and AI gets exoskeleton therapy
- 07:00 UTC403Gold bars fix pipes, diffusion goes fast, and FreeCAD finally hits 1.0
- 06:00 UTC402Chinese spyware phoning home, AI agents going rogue, and HN debates elephant taxonomy
- 04:00 UTC401Freedom.gov goes live, keyboards split apart, and dinosaurs had better taste in food than us
- 01:00 UTC400Gemini drops, micropayments return from the dead, and Americans discover their safety net has holes
- Thursday, 19 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC399Gemini gets smarter, Korea jails insurrectionists properly, and a PDF zine makes everyone nostalgic
- 17:00 UTC398Pebbles rise from the dead, women's sizes are lies, and your AI might kill you in Farsi
- 11:00 UTC397Can you tell Koreans from Chinese? Your type system probably can't either
- 07:00 UTC396Women's sizes are chaos, EU builds its own tech stack, and monks invented compact notation before we thought we were clever
- 06:00 UTC395Anthropic locks down OAuth, Nvidia pivots on FP64, and someone put Lisp in Docker because why not
- 04:00 UTC394Swift gets dumped, Minecraft goes Vulkan, and ancient iBooks refuse to die
- 01:00 UTC393Tailscale fixes NAT, CSS breaks browsers, and women's clothing sizes remain a cosmic mystery
- Wednesday, 18 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC392Pirate librarians court AI, Chrome burns, and Arizona wants your papers to check the weather
- 17:00 UTC391Zuck lies under oath, ARM emulation disappoints, and money remains the only moat worth digging
- 11:00 UTC390Microsoft morges diagrams, Anna calls the LLMs, and Zig boots a kernel without assembly
- 07:00 UTC389Microsoft morges a diagram, Tim Bray lets Claude cook, and Super Bowl ads cost more than your startup
- 06:00 UTC388Halt and Catch Fire, Tesla catches fire, and psychology researchers maybe faked the UFO cult
- 04:00 UTC387CEOs admit AI did nothing, GPU gets async/await, and HN saves 33k lives
- 01:00 UTC386Wristwatches run Linux, Gentoo ditches GitHub, and one dev fights NVIDIA with 15k lines of C
- Tuesday, 17 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC385Sonnet 4.6 drops, Discord melts down, and Show HN questions its existence
- 17:00 UTC384Programmers mourn their identity, pensions burn your taxes, and glitch art goes browser-native
- 11:00 UTC383GrapheneOS preaches privacy, Deming loses to OKRs, and we finally understand why Ctrl+[ is Escape
- 07:00 UTC382Bluetooth snitches on you, compilers gaslight programmers, and AGENTS.md makes AI worse
- 06:00 UTC381Arcade emulation rises, PyTorch gets visual, and HN debates whether AI coding is just gambling
- 03:37 UTC380Brick detectives save kids, Ukraine freezes futures, and HN discovers Postgres has race conditions
- 01:00 UTC379AI skills are overrated, origami survives elephants, and your Bluetooth is snitching on you
- Monday, 16 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC378Protocols good, surveillance bad, and Ghidra still slaps after all these years
- 17:00 UTC377UK courts go dark, Qwen drops 397B params, and devs revolt against hidden AI actions
- 11:00 UTC376OpenClaw gets acqui-hired, SQLite gets vibe-coded, and Luna 9 finally gets found
- 07:10 UTC375LLMs fail the car wash test, JS frameworks remain forever bloated, and Linux tries to fit in your pocket
- 06:00 UTC374Audio rebels win, ARM wants more money, and Zig invents yet another error handling pattern
- 04:00 UTC373Magnus wins freestyle, pink noise ruins sleep, and AI agents need their own Kubernetes now
- 01:00 UTC372OpenClaw sells out, NPR sues its AI twin, and a 6502 laptop proves less is more
- Sunday, 15 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC371EU burns fast fashion, Palantir double-dips in surveillance drama, and Sega loses its hardware godfather
- 16:00 UTC370Windows dev gets fixed, surveillance goes Super Bowl, and AI devours subscription revenue
- 11:00 UTC369Flash games get immortalized, Git gets roasted, and publishers blame AI for ruining archiving
- 06:00 UTC368Vibe coding hits a wall, MRIs find too much, and HN debates whether OpenAI should replace Slack
- 04:00 UTC367Your sleep mask streams brainwaves to strangers, AI goes off-grid, and HN discovers blogs still exist
- 01:00 UTC366YouTube Shorts get blocked, IBM admits AI isn't magic, and Instagram hides 4,629 sketchy URLs
- Saturday, 14 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC365Your brainwaves are public, the web is unarchivable, and someone fit chess into 2KB
- 16:00 UTC364Ars Technica hallucinates quotes, chess fits in 2KB, and curators fight the slop
- 11:00 UTC363EU kills the scroll, GPT does physics, and Babylon 5 rises from the streaming graveyard
- 06:00 UTC362Drywall worship, horse gradients, and a 40-year-old DOS game gets a glow-up
- 03:00 UTC361OpenAI drops 'safely', AI writes hit pieces, and HN debates whether robots are coming for your job
- 01:00 UTC360OpenAI edits its conscience, DHS hunts critics, and GPT-5.2 does actual physics
- Friday, 13 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC359Apple's keyboard rage, CBP buys facial recognition, and HN argues about open source entitlement
- 17:00 UTC358ASCII art rises, iOS keyboards fall, and Rich Hickey reminds everyone you're not entitled to free labor
- 11:00 UTC357MinIO goes corporate, brain uploads get exploited, and TLS libraries disappoint everyone
- 06:00 UTC356AWS finally nests VMs, Japan monetizes rage, and democracy gets an algorithm
- 04:00 UTC355Anthropic hits $380B, Apple can't resize windows, and dark patterns get gamified
- 01:00 UTC354AI agents go rogue, model wars escalate, and email headers remain optional
- Thursday, 12 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC353AI agents go rogue, Gemini flexes, and a party balloon costs half a million
- 17:00 UTC352AI agents shame maintainers, harnesses outperform models, and Apple finally patches a decade-old spyware doorway
- 11:00 UTC351Toyota builds games, Ireland pays artists, and D still isn't Rust
- 07:00 UTC350Peons ping, artists grind, and someone finally asks if LLMs are just fancy plagiarism machines
- 06:00 UTC349Age verification gets pwned, GLM-5 drops big, and Claude Code users riot over missing filenames
- 04:00 UTC348GLM-5 goes open source, microwaves go rogue, and Anthropic pays the power bill
- 01:00 UTC347Age verification fails, Ring surveils puppies, and GPT-5 passes the bar
- Wednesday, 11 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC346Claude Code gets dumbed down, Toyota makes games, and the world runs out of tenors
- 17:00 UTC345Chrome extensions harvest your data, WiFi watches you walk, and AI mayors build cities
- 11:00 UTC344Notepad achieves RCE enlightenment, El Paso goes dark, and someone taught a blind LLM to see
- 07:00 UTC343Europe dumps Visa, the singularity is a Tuesday, and mathematicians fight about imaginary friends again
- 06:00 UTC342Feynman lectures go free, Rivian goes cheap, and pinball goes educational
- 04:00 UTC341Telnet finally dies, AI kills a git server, and Scotland builds the only rotating boat lift
- 01:00 UTC340Telnet dies, Weezer lives, and a bootstrapped founder earns $8k in year eight
- Tuesday, 10 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC339The singularity hits Tuesday, Google snitches to ICE, and mathematicians argue about imaginary friends
- 17:00 UTC338Oxide bags $200M, Europe dumps Visa, and a 50-year-old grieves his craft
- 11:00 UTC337AI agents go rogue, Moltbook goes fake, and Simon Willison admits we're all working harder
- 07:00 UTC336Ferrari hires Jony Ive, agents write all your code, and Discord users pick exits
- 06:00 UTC335AI agents cheat on ethics tests, your car snitches on you, and physics waits for a miracle
- 04:00 UTC334Discord demands your face, functional programmers miss the point, and ghost ships haunt the seas
- 01:00 UTC333Your car narcs on you, Walmart clocks get smarter, and the sky is blue because physics
- Monday, 9 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC332Discord wants your face, OpenAI wants your attention, and engineers keep compiling to C
- 11:00 UTC331GitHub automates itself, LLMs fake expertise, and monks invented the superior number system
- 07:00 UTC330Mitchell Hashimoto builds a trust network, AI makes coding worse-better, and a bool ruins Christmas
- 06:00 UTC329AI writes compilers, deletes your code, and makes developers nostalgic for when bugs were their own fault
- 01:00 UTC328Roundcube leaks your reads, Game Boy runs shaders, and fish oil might save your brain
- Sunday, 8 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC327Trust nobody, bill everybody, and compile like your RAM depends on it
- 16:00 UTC326AI fatigue hits, vibe coders confess, and everyone's tired of being productive
- 11:00 UTC325Rust rebuilds your AI, CSS bends light, and wood powers your car (again)
- 06:00 UTC324FDA kills cheap weight loss drugs, a C compiler in a boot sector, and $1000/day token budgets for 'software factories'
- 04:00 UTC323AI eats the economy, FDA comes for your Ozempic, and a particle collider takes its final bow
- 01:00 UTC322C compilers get tiny, AI gets expensive, and mathematicians encrypt their homework
- Saturday, 7 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC321Devs mourn their craft, France builds its own cloud, and Waymo simulates elephant crossings
- 17:00 UTC320Waymo dreams of tornadoes, ESP32 becomes a PC, and Hackers gets the nostalgia treatment
- 11:00 UTC319Hexagons beat geometry, Wolfram invents a word, and someone asks you to solve integrals at gunpoint
- 06:00 UTC318Waymo hallucinates snow, Microsoft discovers sandboxes, and HN mourns a cycling saint
- 03:00 UTC317Performance wizards join OpenAI, DevOps escapes to talk to humans, and HN argues about AI-generated code
- 01:00 UTC316Heroku admits defeat, ESP32 gets a DOS shell, and Python finally runs fast (by removing everything)
- Friday, 6 February 2026
- 23:00 UTC315AI disclaimers, DNA hacking, and the eternal question: should you let strangers touch your code?
- 20:00 UTC314Waymo dreams of elephants, Haskell nerds explain monads, and a dead cyclist's website still fixes bikes
- 17:00 UTC313Apple enables scammers, TikTok gets slapped, and nostalgia hacks the planet
- 13:00 UTC312Opus 4.6 drops, builds its own compiler, and AMD leaves the door wide open for hackers
- 07:00 UTC311OpenAI drops GPT-5.3-Codex, LinkedIn stalks your extensions, and Bradbury's robot house outlives us all
- 01:00 UTC310Opus 4.6 drops, builds a compiler, and HN debates if Postgres is still the answer
- Thursday, 5 February 2026
- 17:00 UTC309ClawHub ships malware, Wirth spins in his grave, and someone built SimCity inside Emacs because why not
- 11:00 UTC308ICE buys your ad data, Sentry leaks your NAS, and comma.ai builds a $5M garage
- 06:00 UTC307Mac Minis become AI slaves, local LLMs disappoint, and rocks learn to think
- 01:00 UTC306B2B SaaS eulogized, Copilot stumbles, CIA buries its atlas, and someone made RuneScape bots with Claude
- Wednesday, 4 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC305Anthropic promises no ads, attention gets cheap, and someone built a tractor for their kid
- 17:00 UTC304FBI meets its match, parasites go extinct, and AI transcribes at the speed of hype
- 11:00 UTC303AI starves your brain, X gets raided, and a zip tie costs more than your keyboard
- 06:00 UTC302Space fantasies crash, YC goes crypto, and someone decompiled their childhood
- 01:00 UTC301Hardware lessons, space center delusions, and scammers selling your house while you sleep
- Tuesday, 3 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC300France builds its own Zoom, Qwen codes locally, and Xcode gets an agent brain
- 16:00 UTC299Email archaeology, agent skills go open source, and NY wants to register your Ender 3
- 11:00 UTC298Archive.today throws hands, Big Food meets Big Tobacco, and your CPU now believes in astrology
- 06:00 UTC297Codex drops, Anki gets adopted, and Moltbook reveals AI's social network was just humans with extra bots
- 03:35 UTC296AI becomes a hot mess, TSA demands bribes, and init systems start holy wars
- 01:00 UTC295Musk merges his empires, OpenAI ships another app, and the sudo guy needs a job
- Monday, 2 February 2026
- 16:00 UTC294Microsoft buys Anthropic's rope, Termux turns phones into servers, and Waymo wants your $16B
- 11:00 UTC293Scam slaves, actor models, and Apple's port confusion
- 06:00 UTC292Wikipedia becomes TikTok, rsync becomes Time Machine, and shoelaces get their own professor
- 04:00 UTC291Notepad++ goes state-sponsored, iPhones flunk math, and AI splits users into haves and have-nots
- 01:00 UTC290Dongles die, neighbors get conditioned, and Apple keeps breaking things
- Sunday, 1 February 2026
- 20:00 UTC289Retro computing nostalgia, MicroPython gets a GUI, and Kerouac's scroll hits the auction block
- 16:00 UTC288Anders Hejlsberg reminisces, FOSDEM crowds out, and scientists brew science with espresso
- 11:00 UTC287German VPNs, minimal agents, and cells voting each other off the island
- 06:00 UTC286Apple's $2.75M birthday present, ARM muscles up, and HN lists animals until failure
- 04:00 UTC285Potatoes rain from the sky in Berlin, devs discover --dry-run, and James Mickens still hates distributed systems
- 01:00 UTC284Swift fans dunk on Rust, Oracle ghosts contributors, and AI fails Wikipedia's vibe check
January 2026180 editions
- Saturday, 31 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC283Your phone snitches to carriers, Finland bans TikTok for teens, NASA forgets the landing gear
- 16:00 UTC282Europe flees American clouds, WhatsApp encryption faces scrutiny, and nerds triangulate IPs with ping
- 11:00 UTC281YouTube gates your earbuds, mathematicians start civil wars, and HN discovers 5000-year-old astronomy
- 06:00 UTC280AI agents get their own social network, the economy circles the drain, and Cold War spy satellites finally get their moment
- 03:00 UTC279Nvidia ghosts OpenAI, a 9M model schools your tones, and AI joins a social network
- 01:00 UTC278Architectural BS gets filtered, proxies get disrupted, and P vs NP still unsolved
- Friday, 30 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC277AA batteries outlast careers, NYC's chatbot learns crime, and LLMs make your code worthless
- 16:00 UTC276Data centers hide behind NDAs, Netflix funds Blender, and someone's dad invented Mars rovers
- 11:00 UTC275OpenAI retires GPT-4o, Anthropic studies how AI makes juniors dumber, and GOG finally notices Linux exists
- 06:00 UTC274AI agents get their own Reddit, Flameshot survives Wayland, and software won't stop nagging you
- 03:00 UTC273Waymo hits a kid, CISA leaks to ChatGPT, and devs realize AI ignores their docs
- 01:00 UTC272PS2 games get reborn, rain fixes WiFi, and AI is hoarding all the RAM
- Thursday, 29 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC271Pentesters get arrested, AI fails at SRE, and your mom's new doctor is a chatbot
- 16:00 UTC270Vitamins beat Prozac, Claude gets graded, and the world's population is a guess
- 11:00 UTC269Apple taxes creators, Europe tracks clouds, and a 105-year-old lobster legend hangs up her traps
- 06:00 UTC268Tesla kills luxury, AI gets cheap, and email stops at 500 miles
- 03:00 UTC267Spin locks burn CPU, babies get poisoned by science, and Android wants to be a real desktop
- 01:00 UTC266Someone drew JD Vance in the sky, the UK paid millions for bookmarks, and Jellyfin bans vibe coding
- Wednesday, 28 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC265Korean teen builds a browser, Karpathy confesses brain atrophy, and everyone's subnet is 192.168.1.x
- 16:00 UTC264Microsoft finally pushes devs to Linux, Ciechanowski explains flight, and HN gets its own arcade
- 11:00 UTC263ASML fires managers, WhatsApp goes Rust, and Woz stays humble
- 06:00 UTC262AI writes browsers, Rust writes CAD, and we all forget how to just do the thing
- 03:00 UTC261AI finds all the bugs, clocks sync from speakers, and someone built a browser in 3 days
- 01:00 UTC260FBI chases Signal vigilantes, OpenAI builds LaTeX, and a contractor's kid steals $90M
- Tuesday, 27 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC259Cloudflare vibes a Matrix server, systemd man starts a company, and ancient humans were more handy than your average dev
- 16:00 UTC258TikTok blames data centers, XFCE goes Rusty, and developers telnet like it's 1999
- 11:00 UTC257Heathrow ditches tiny bottles, Kimi spawns agent swarms, and runways hide secrets
- 06:00 UTC256France dumps Zoom for sovereignty, ChatGPT learns bash, and JuiceSSH pulls an exit scam
- 03:00 UTC255WD-40 gatekeeps its recipe, Windows breaks boots, and AI writes all the Rust now
- 01:00 UTC254ChatGPT gets a shell, JuiceSSH exit scams, and Linux finally runs on Apple silicon (again)
- Monday, 26 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC253China drops a reasoning model, France goes full digital Gaul, and SF documents its walls
- 16:00 UTC252Vibecoding backlash hits peak, Google cites YouTubers over doctors, and musl finally makes Linux binaries portable
- 11:00 UTC251UK wants to ID-check your VPN, LEDs are gaslighting your eyes, and the browser is your new sandbox
- 06:00 UTC250Iran goes dark, brains get measured, and HN debates whether SRE is just DevOps with better marketing
- 03:00 UTC249Gwern teaches attention, AI gaslights math, and a 40cm gap kills 45 people
- 01:00 UTC248OnePlus burns fuses, Bluesky burns bridges, and Gwern teaches you hooks
- Sunday, 25 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC247Your privacy is Palantir's playground, Android locks the door, and a 1993 movie predicted your iPad
- 16:00 UTC246Flawed papers get cited 6000 times, DOOM runs on earbuds, and ships drown in alarms
- 11:00 UTC245EU flexes on big tech, EVs clean the air, and your USB cable might be lying to you
- 06:00 UTC244NVIDIA times out after 66 days, Microsoft patches its patches, and Palantir lurks in NHS hallways
- 03:00 UTC243EVs cut smog, Pi 5 obliterates Pi 1, and HN debates whether AI agents need managers
- 01:00 UTC242Europe builds walls, satellites fall, and HN debates whether Bluesky comments count as touching grass
- Saturday, 24 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC241Claude spawns swarms, engineers estimate vibes, and Gmail marks your bank as spam
- 16:00 UTC240Phone wires go brrr, Claude grows corn, and Microsoft remembers your secrets
- 11:00 UTC239Voice assistants go local, the Archive penny-pinches petabytes, and HN rediscovers that thinking is hard
- 06:00 UTC238Microsoft hands FBI your encryption keys, Proton spams you about AI you don't want, and Claude tries to grow corn
- 03:00 UTC237YC gets a facelift, comma.ai hacks 325 cars, and the 8086 gets its autopsy
- 01:00 UTC236Vibecoding hits scale, KORG makes synths acoustic, and Chromium bans half of C++
- Friday, 23 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC235Microsoft hands FBI your encryption keys, Tesla locks lane-keeping behind a paywall, and HN debates if AI can grow corn
- 11:00 UTC234Proton spams AI consent, Google kills indie search, and a sculpture makes WiFi glow
- 06:00 UTC233Apple bugs get calculated, medieval games get roasted, and Anthropic measures how much AI is actually helping
- 01:00 UTC232SSH burns bandwidth for privacy, Capital One swallows Brex, and weekend hackers declare war on SaaS
- Thursday, 22 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC231Claude bans users, AI clones voices, and HN debates whether design thinking is just consulting theater
- 16:00 UTC230NeurIPS papers hallucinate, curl maintainers lose patience, and Europe quietly wins at energy
- 11:00 UTC229Fish skin heals burns, AI rots brains, and Iran invents the world's loneliest internet
- 06:00 UTC228North Korean hackers weaponize VS Code, scholars rewrite Beowulf, and devs keep reinventing wheels in fewer lines
- 03:00 UTC227Internet voting dies, farmers starve, and HN debates the right price for a terabyte
- 01:00 UTC226Skip goes free, Rails gets pretty, and Claude learns to LOOK NORTH
- Wednesday, 21 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC225Claude gets a constitution, macOS refuses to slim, and HN discovers backticks have layers
- 16:30 UTC224EU reinvents the LLC, SETI goes to sleep, and HN watches itself get moderated
- 11:00 UTC223cURL drowns in AI slop, HN drowns in Show HNs, and Verbinski drowns his CGI opinions
- 06:00 UTC222Anthropic open-sources their interview gauntlet, IPv6 security myths get debunked, and arrays might secretly be functions
- 03:00 UTC221Hoover Dam encodes the cosmos, Claude Code gets therapy, and devs confess their savior complex
- 01:00 UTC220California drinks deep, Nova gets another owner, and OpenAI wants to know how old you are
- Tuesday, 20 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC219Dollar panic, Nvidia doom, and nerds teaching kids to pipe cat into grep
- 16:00 UTC218Denmark dumps US debt, engineers confess their need to feel useful, and someone runs DOOM through a fake PCIe card
- 11:00 UTC217Radio buttons need 45 lines now, DNS order matters, and students refuse AI help on exams
- 06:00 UTC216X algorithm goes 'open source', Nova Launcher goes full surveillance, and chatbots are giving people psychosis
- 03:00 UTC215Porsche goes electric, gliders cross America, and the 8087 reveals its secrets
- 01:00 UTC214Sun throws a tantrum, CIA teaches office politics, and LLMs learn to hack
- Monday, 19 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC213Apple hides ads in plain sight, DNS ordering breaks the internet, and prediction markets are casinos with graphs
- 16:00 UTC212Americans pay their own tariffs, COBOL refuses to die, and Wikipedia fights slop
- 11:00 UTC211Bluetooth rebels, memory safety nerds, and a university that actually cares about e-waste
- 06:00 UTC210Trains collide, agents get disciplined, and AI helps developers who quit actually quit quitting
- 03:00 UTC209Dan Abramov wants your posts to be files, Wine turns 11, and Microsoft might just give up on Windows
- 01:00 UTC208Cops buy phone stalkers, open source grows megachurches, and the internet might already be dead
- Sunday, 18 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC207A$AP Rocky goes volumetric, antirez lets AI write his code, and Bluesky wants to be your new filesystem
- 16:00 UTC206OpenAI pivots to ads, Plan 9 rises from the dead, and researchers publish a rootkit 'for science'
- 11:00 UTC205Aristophanes invented the world's longest word, Asimov predicted EdTech dystopia, and HN debates the soul of ThinkPads
- 06:00 UTC204LLMs solve math, jQuery refuses to die, and scientists hand their jobs to Claude
- 03:00 UTC203Apple icons age backwards, DevOps gets a 20-year roast, and founders admit fundraising broke their brains
- 01:00 UTC202VC trauma, Elizabethan HVAC hacks, and a programming language that conjugates
- Saturday, 17 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC201AI builds theme parks, developers refuse to die, and someone discovered 'hello' is 600 years old
- 16:00 UTC200ASCII art gets a PhD, solar eats the grid, and Windows forgets how to turn off
- 11:00 UTC199ClickHouse swallows Langfuse, drones get hacked, and Canada has a parrot problem
- 06:00 UTC198Small models punch up, Wiis refuse to die, and devs demand IKEA furniture for code
- 03:00 UTC197Cloudflare buys Astro, browsers shed bloat, and DuckDB becomes everyone's favorite duck
- 01:00 UTC196Balloon escapes, rainbow tables, and a 52-inch monitor that costs more than your car payment
- Friday, 16 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC195STFU goes viral, Let's Encrypt speeds up, and someone trained their watch to predict chess skill
- 16:00 UTC194Cloudflare adopts another framework, browsers get AI-ectomies, and TSMC decides who gets chips
- 11:00 UTC193Wikipedia catalogs gay cruising trees, AI threatens democracy, and nerds prove you can build anything with gliders
- 06:00 UTC192OpenBSD boots on Apple Silicon, Boeing played dumb, and Claude gets roasted by its own users
- 03:00 UTC191Iran goes mesh, Prolog gets roasted, and the FDA discovers Bayes was right all along
- 01:00 UTC190China goes green at absurd scale, the Internet Archive hoards 99 petabytes, and senior engineers perfect the art of strategic failure
- Thursday, 15 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC189Apple begs for chips, Wikipedia turns 25, and Palantir helps ICE play Minority Report
- 17:00 UTC188Claude gets caught stealing files, Palantir helps ICE find your neighbors, and analysts confuse tons with pounds
- 11:00 UTC187Pi gets an AI brain, Safari learns masonry, and HN argues about RAG like it's 2023
- 07:00 UTC186Sketchy links, sandboxed agents, and archive.today picks a fight with a blogger
- 03:00 UTC185Starlink doubles your data, OpenSSL gets roasted, and ZFS learns to talk to the cloud
- 01:00 UTC184Claude gets pwned, Ford pulls the plug, and Cursor builds browsers while you sleep
- Wednesday, 14 January 2026
- 16:00 UTC183FBI raids reporters, maker drama erupts, and devs collectively groan at YAML
- 11:00 UTC182Cards with no rules, languages with all the types, and Redis gets dumped for a database it never saw coming
- 06:00 UTC181Disposable vapes pack more tech than your first laptop, and someone built an AI to search Epstein's inbox
- 03:00 UTC180Managers are overrated, hardware dies alone, and two NPCs are mathematically useless
- 01:00 UTC179AI scrapers ruin everything, LLM hype meets reality, and a 40-line fix beats 400x slowdown
- Tuesday, 13 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC178Dilbert dies, Apple bundles everything, and OnlyFans discovers the extraordinary ability visa
- 16:00 UTC177Apple bundles everything, Anthropic buys goodwill, and local journalism fights for survival
- 11:00 UTC176Text browsers struggle, JpegXL finally lands, and the UK wants to scan your nudes before you see them
- 06:00 UTC175Supercomputers from 1977, web servers in a single printf, and AI agents demanding sudo access
- 03:00 UTC174Google's AI plays doctor badly, Anthropic angers its fans, and ecologists forget what trees look like
- 01:00 UTC173Claude gets a body, Fabrice Bellard compresses everything, and someone figured out Amazon is cheaper than stamps
- Monday, 12 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC172Victorian LLMs, JavaScript finally gets dates right, and LLVM maintainers need a hug
- 16:00 UTC171Floppy disks make a comeback, Windows 8 gets nostalgic, and Apple admits Siri needs Gemini's help
- 11:00 UTC170Tolkien speaks from the grave, Himalayas go bald, and HN builds bird cameras
- 06:00 UTC169Token-counting nerds, ancient astronaut farewells, and why your next language might be Clojure
- 03:06 UTC168Self-hosting revival, polyglot wizardry, and LLMs at absolute zero
- 01:00 UTC167Tahoe's corners betray your fingers, antirez embraces AI, and BYD puts lidar in everything
- Sunday, 11 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC166Linux converts, nuclear deals, AI poisoners, Instagram leaks, and Kirby's stock photos
- 11:00 UTC165C++ lies about moving, TypeScript gets a free book, and Arch rewrites pacman in Rust because of course it does
- 06:00 UTC164Fiber crumbles, Amazon kidnaps brands, and fentanyl goes diet
- 03:00 UTC163Fly.io sells disposable computers, pottery makes a comeback, and ASCII diagrams confuse your designer
- 01:00 UTC162Private equity infiltrates autism care, Ghostty plugs its leaks, and LLMs learn to bluff
- Saturday, 10 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC161Linux converts arise, power line vampires take flight, and HN votes for chaos
- 16:00 UTC160Snowden PDFs leak secrets, Apple kills Dark Sky, and a French van humiliates SUVs
- 11:00 UTC159Android goes quarterly, immortal sharks flex, and a 17yo builds orbital mechanics for fun
- 06:00 UTC158Hitchhikers find kindness, TikTok eats Wikipedia, and engineers debate meeting times
- 03:00 UTC157AI solves math problems, Flock exposes America's surveillance data, and a Raspberry Pi tries to game
- Friday, 9 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC156Vietnam boots rooted phones, Italy boots Cloudflare, and SendGrid boots your credentials
- 16:00 UTC155Kagi brings WebKit to Linux, MIT gives away math, and a bus once drove from London to Calcutta
- 11:00 UTC154WebAssembly existential crisis, EU wants open source friends, and MCP declared dead on arrival
- 06:40 UTC153Anthropic builds a moat, iNaturalist loses its founder, and executable markdown sounds like a terrible idea
- 03:00 UTC152Google buys friends, Dell admits defeat, and a co-founder rage-quits over citizen science
- 01:00 UTC151Claude Code gets naked, Fourier transforms everything, and HN argues about robot voices
- Thursday, 8 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC150Bose does the right thing, Iran goes dark, and IBM's AI downloads malware like it's 2003
- 16:00 UTC149Bose goes open source, Jeff Dean achieves P=NP, and AI coding tools are getting dumber
- 11:00 UTC148OpenAI wants your medical records, AI fumbles mammograms, and Venezuela's internet takes a detour through Italy
- 06:00 UTC147Kernel bugs play hide and seek, Chase catches Apple's credit card, and MUD veterans reminisce
- 03:00 UTC146NPM adds friction, Notion leaks your secrets, and your grocery store knows your face
- 01:00 UTC145TPMs break everything, RFK rewrites the food pyramid, and landlords cry foul
- Wednesday, 7 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC144Tailwind bleeds talent, Plato gets censored, and prediction markets discover loopholes
- 16:00 UTC143Sugar lobbyists, A4 paper nerds, and programmers debating whether languages even matter
- 11:00 UTC142Billionaires get bored, Rust hates inheritance, and your traffic pretends to be email
- 06:00 UTC141Vietnam nukes unskippable ads, AI hackers beat humans, and a Windows update bricks another dev kit
- 03:00 UTC140Robots walk, LLMs shrink, AMD flexes, and your mouth bacteria couldn't care less about your fancy probiotics
- 01:00 UTC139AI writes code from phones, snakes go spherical, and GeoSpy knows where you parked
- Tuesday, 6 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC138Vietnam tells YouTube to skip itself, Claude builds a B+tree, and someone DIYs a Leica for $800
- 16:00 UTC137AWS sneaks in a Saturday price hike, HN discovers it's grumpy, and SQLite reminds everyone C isn't dead
- 11:00 UTC136Doctorow dreams of post-American internet, HN debates neural network lottery tickets, and someone made a GBC button because nostalgia never dies
- 06:00 UTC135Promotion hacks, AI workforce flops, and prediction markets smell like insider trading
- 03:00 UTC134Pebble rises from the dead, solid-state batteries arrive, and a Korean mathematician proves couches are hard
- 01:00 UTC133Venezuela goes dark, Yahoo Pipes gets a eulogy, and Brave counts its bytes
- Monday, 5 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC132Grok makes nightmares, OpenAI hides receipts, and YC builds trust while Android users reclaim silence
- 16:00 UTC131Apple redesigns icons nobody asked for, Jensen discovers offshoring was bad, and spiders build a metropolis
- 11:00 UTC130Café philosophers, database drama, and English that compiles to Rust walk into a bar
- 06:00 UTC129Mobile coding dystopia, $18k for HTML, and California finally lets you tell data brokers to get lost
- 03:00 UTC128Eurostar's chatbot leaks prompts, browsers explained for adults, and statisticians fight over who drew the line wrong
- 01:00 UTC127Google lessons, AI-assisted dev joy, AWS TUI, Street Fighter typo hacks, and 3D printing reality checks
- Sunday, 4 January 2026
- 16:00 UTC126Unix history lessons, JS engine comparisons, and the existential dread of sitting alone with your thoughts
- 11:00 UTC125Karpathy teaches neural nets, Wayland still isn't ready, and someone used an LLM to manage their processes
- 06:00 UTC124KDE docs get their act together, nose styluses exist, and someone intentionally broke Rust's safety guarantees for laughs
- 03:00 UTC123Swift goes Android, writers embrace the suck, and HN detects AI slop
- 01:00 UTC122StackOverflow's funeral, C gets a safety blanket, and China's memory chip ambitions threaten the RAM cartel
- Saturday, 3 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC121Simon wins HN again, C3 evolves C without the revolution, and Microsoft demands you get online to prove you paid
- 16:00 UTC120Space factories, dictator takedowns, and Terry Pratchett's ghost haunts HTTP headers
- 11:00 UTC119Chip hackers glitch their way to victory, Cardiff sends a furnace to orbit, and someone built a Wi-Fi detector with two components
- 06:00 UTC118AI model caught cheating, Clojure goes native, and a website proves you'll never win the lottery
- 03:00 UTC117IPv6 hits 30 still waiting to be adopted, Microsoft needs you online, and HN preaches plaintext everything
- 01:00 UTC116IndieWeb rises, Linux wins by default, and Daft Punk hid 123.45 in plain sight for 25 years
- Friday, 2 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC115Physical keyboards return, IPv6 turns 30 without world domination, and AI gives oral exams now
- 16:00 UTC114Denmark nearly eliminates HPV, CCC hackers lecture, and parents just want an off switch
- 11:00 UTC113Lisp purists get reality-checked, Faulkner goes free, and someone asks if they really walked around that squirrel
- 06:00 UTC112Ghostty gatekeeps issues, delivery apps steal tips, and a Ford engineer's arrow saves billions of rainy refuels
- 03:00 UTC111Ruby chases Python speed, Dell fixes NVIDIA's homework, and Einstein finally goes open source
- 01:00 UTC110Finland seizes a ship, Linux finally works, and the indie web declares war on algorithms
- Thursday, 1 January 2026
- 20:00 UTC109Rust clones workers, Japan opens Safari's cage, and FFmpeg gets a four-byte headache
- 16:00 UTC108Bluetooth hacking, vinyl cosplay, and Meta's hide-the-scam strategy
- 11:00 UTC107Sears finally dies, DVDs get reverse-engineered, and Pokemon teams get optimized to oblivion
- 06:00 UTC106Lift light, think optical, and watch your AI agents tunnel out of jail
- 03:00 UTC105Reasoning models take over, privacy gets rebranded, and pop-ups make their triumphant return
- 01:00 UTC104Buffett retires, bugs fail to scale, and California lets you delete yourself from the internet
December 2025102 editions
- Wednesday, 31 December 2025
- 20:00 UTC103Publishers demand AI chapters, Meta shields scammers, and we lost the man who chronicled the PC revolution
- 16:00 UTC102Stardew Valley funds open source, Helsinki cracks CO2, and Django runs Doom because why not
- 11:00 UTC101Industrial software rises, Odin polishes its OS layer, and someone indexes 65M docs for fun
- 06:00 UTC100F-Droid escapes its basement, LLVM bans vibe coding, and a 1985 speaker breaks windows
- 03:00 UTC99Honey gets caught cheating, Zig extracts PDFs at warp speed, and someone decoded hotel elevator music
- 01:00 UTC98FreeBSD powers weather bots, F-Droid escapes its ancient server, and devs refuse to let AI drive
- Tuesday, 30 December 2025
- 20:00 UTC97Wine replaces your desktop, unikernels replace your kernel, and Abit replaces its capacitors too late
- 16:00 UTC96Netflix shares its test footage, Go replaces Python (again), and the State Department starts a font war
- 11:00 UTC95Banks hate password managers, hackers wash their clothes manually, and Karpathy admits we're all behind
- 06:00 UTC94GOG returns to its roots, Tesla batteries collapse, and everyone argues about whether AI makes your code better or makes you obsolete
- 03:00 UTC93Google Ads declared dead by one advertiser, Claude gets memory, and HN debates the fine art of being yelled at
- 01:00 UTC92Germany censors the internet, Steam games vanish, and Manus speedruns from launch to acquihire
- Monday, 29 December 2025
- 16:00 UTC91Deutsche Bahn kidnaps passengers, Claude builds bookshelves, and accountants can't cheat from home anymore
- 11:00 UTC90Z80 runs AI, Tor fights censors, and a Rust crate packs spherical cows
- 06:00 UTC89Cynical engineers debate RAM prices while NYC digs tunnels and browsers accept any tag you throw at them
- 03:00 UTC88Photos lie, maintainers quit, Unity wheezes, MongoDB bleeds, and graphics get free
- Sunday, 28 December 2025
- 20:00 UTC87Thermal throttling, pixelation fails, C10K nostalgia, fat cells fight cancer, and HN gets prime treatment
- 16:15 UTC86Secret nuclear cities, one-page calendars, and HN debates whether Rust can replace eBPF
- 11:00 UTC85HTML makes a comeback, sperm has memory, and everyone builds an ffmpeg wrapper
- 06:00 UTC84Nvidia dodges antitrust, Janet Jackson kills hard drives, and Claude runs a vending machine into the ground
- 03:06 UTC83GPG is a dumpster fire, social media ate your friendships, and hackers gave everyone free game currency
- 01:00 UTC82GPG is broken, Janet Jackson is a hacker, and Nvidia found the cheat code for antitrust
- Saturday, 27 December 2025
- 16:00 UTC81Apple makes 3D from 2D, FFmpeg gets an English degree, and multiple AIs argue about your code
- 11:00 UTC80Python gets fast, mushrooms get weird, and cops outsource paperwork to robots
- 06:00 UTC79Text maximalists vs. type system evangelists, while QNX rises from the embedded ashes and a Costco blanket wins 2025
- 03:00 UTC78Rust OS nerds, Victorian mathematicians, and HN discovers that Kentucky is everywhere
- 01:00 UTC77Python finally admits speed matters, fungi spawn elves, and medical devices ignore the GPL
- Friday, 26 December 2025
- 16:00 UTC76Rob Pike rages at AI, package managers learn nothing, and we're all reading too fast
- 11:00 UTC75JavaScript conquers Linux, Rails gets an AI lobotomy, and your phone becomes a party controller
- 06:00 UTC74Medical devices kill, paperbacks survive TikTok, and NVIDIA pretends to be open source
- 03:00 UTC73Christmas kindness meets Python speed, while LangChain leaks your secrets
- 01:00 UTC72X11 refuses to die, mice remember their childhood, and someone built an onion empire from a domain name
- Thursday, 25 December 2025
- 16:00 UTC71Python gets faster, Mattermost gets greedier, and a Christmas guest stayed 45 years
- 11:00 UTC70Christmas vectors, century-old plagues, and why 'global market' means you have no strategy
- 06:00 UTC69Zig rewrites X11, Ruby hits 4.0, and someone built a phone bot that actually picks up
- 03:00 UTC68Christmas cheer, Fabrice Bellard worship, and developers collectively screaming at their IDEs
- 01:00 UTC67Nvidia drops $20B on Christmas Eve, Selenium's creator returns from the grave, and someone stores their notes in a URL like a psychopath
- Wednesday, 24 December 2025
- 16:00 UTC66Compilers outsmart humans, Matrix leaks everything, and playing Mario counts as therapy now
- 11:00 UTC65Epstein's lawyers discover the hard way that black rectangles aren't encryption, Texas learns app stores have rights too, and HN debates whether hotel WiFi justifies carrying a router in your pocket
- 06:00 UTC64Bellard drops another banger, PDFs snitch on the feds, and HN debates whether JPEG is secretly the future
- 03:00 UTC63Bellard drops another banger, PDF redactions fail spectacularly, and Texas learns what the First Amendment is
- 01:00 UTC62Steam Deck scheduler runs Meta's servers, Fabrice Bellard strikes again, and your TV is watching you watch TV
- Tuesday, 23 December 2025
- 16:00 UTC61Photoshop turns 35 and its source code still slaps, databases clone faster than you read this headline, and a news story about a mega-prison gets memory-holed
- 11:00 UTC60Torrent pirates meet sysadmin tooling while the FCC bans Chinese drones and HN revisits the Transformer bible
- 06:00 UTC59Nagle's algorithm gets roasted, NIST loses 5 microseconds, and HN reminisces about 450-pound televisions
- 01:00 UTC58The government classifies wind, surveillance cameras livestream your dog walks, and npm packages harvest your DMs
- Monday, 22 December 2025
- 16:00 UTC57Ancient solstice rituals, a 450-pound CRT, Apple gets fined again, and AI turns programmers into middle managers
- 11:00 UTC56Parentheses rebel, Rust invades Android, and an exoplanet breaks all the rules
- 06:00 UTC55Compilers for fun, shutdowns for real, and Dijkstra's ghost judges your code from beyond
- 03:00 UTC54Garmin lands a plane, Disney animates a snowman, and hackers debate running LLMs on their laptops like it's 2015
- 01:00 UTC53EU wants your chats, Microsoft wants your soul, and HN debates whether you're burnt out or just bored
- Sunday, 21 December 2025
- 16:00 UTC52AI art gets worse as it improves, Ruby gets a facelift, and your tanning bed is making you biologically ancient
- 11:00 UTC51Spotify gets pirated at scale, Epstein's Gmail goes public, and surveillance companies silence critics with fake abuse reports
- 06:00 UTC50Surveillance companies hate this one weird trick, Excel becomes a spectator sport, and Claude learns to click buttons
- 01:00 UTC49Anna's Archive raids Spotify, Epstein's inbox gets a Google makeover, and HN debates whether cloud DBaaS is just expensive middlemen
- Saturday, 20 December 2025
- 16:00 UTC48NIST goes dark, antirez gets philosophical, and HN learns that privacy is just marketing
- 11:00 UTC47NIST loses track of time, Airbus divorces American clouds, and HN discovers Charles Proxy like it's 2008
- 06:00 UTC46Safari reinvents CSS layouts, IoT cameras remain a dumpster fire, and Cursor keeps eating the dev tool ecosystem
- 03:00 UTC45OCR gets cheap, zip bombs get clever, and Karpathy declares 2025 the year of vibe coding
- 01:00 UTC44MinIO exodus, AI acquihires, and TP-Link cameras that phone home to anyone who asks nicely
- Friday, 19 December 2025
- 16:00 UTC43Texas deputizes itself as the TV police, Amazon reluctantly stops holding your ebooks hostage, and Rust rewrites everything again
- 11:00 UTC42Rust graduates, Intel confuses everyone, and someone reconstructed Commander Keen from scratch
- 06:00 UTC41Anthropic ships Skills while devs weaponize porn against AI scrapers, and noclip.website lets you fly through Mario's nightmares
- 03:00 UTC40Apple clusters Macs for AI, China reverse-engineers EUV, and someone trained an LLM that doesn't know about WWI
- 01:00 UTC39ACM goes open, TVs go surveillance, and OpenAI ships another Codex while security researchers pwn everyone via SVG files
- Thursday, 18 December 2025
- 16:00 UTC38UK calls encryption hostile, Iran runs out of water, and HN argues about painting statues
- 11:00 UTC37Speed demons, helicopter parents, and GitHub backing off while FreeBSD gets pwned over IPv6
- 07:00 UTC36AWS defends the juniors, Gemini gets faster, and Docker decides security should be free (for now)
- 03:00 UTC35Bacteria cure cancer, EdTech consolidates, and someone's server went mining without permission
- 01:00 UTC34AI models get faster, junior devs get defended, and someone's Hetzner box started mining crypto while they weren't looking
- Wednesday, 17 December 2025
- 16:00 UTC33EdTech giants merge, Waterfox refuses AI, and plastic soldiers face extinction
- 11:01 UTC32Mozilla gets a new captain while the ship takes on water, OpenAI drops image upgrades, and a dotcom ghost story reminds us bubbles always pop
- 06:01 UTC31AI writes proofs now, surveillance gets doxxed, and graphics programmers demand fewer abstractions
- 02:15 UTC30GitHub taxes your runners, AI promises to prove your bugs don't exist, and surveillance watchers become the watched
- Tuesday, 16 December 2025
- 16:00 UTC29Your brain scans are lying, 'the future' is a scam, and someone built CIA tools for journalists
- 11:00 UTC28Cancer scams exploit dying kids, AI solves decades-old math problems, and emulation finally stops being embarrassing
- 06:00 UTC27VPNs harvest your AI chats, Apple makes 3D magic, and HN debates putting servers in orbit
- 02:54 UTC26HDMI cables misbehave, jets almost collide, and everyone wants to self-host until they see the price tag
- 01:00 UTC25security theater meets corporate theater while scientists pack their bags
- Monday, 15 December 2025
- 16:01 UTC24databases vs blobs, pesticides vs farmers, and whether your SaaS will survive the agent apocalypse
- 11:00 UTC23Roomba dies, Arduino goes corporate, and HN debates taxing our robot overlords
- 07:27 UTC22Trees dying after one bloom, open source licenses dying after one acquisition, and 759 developers still answering "what are you working on"
- 06:00 UTC21artisanal woodworking meets retro computing meets existential OS debates
- 02:59 UTC20GraphQL wars, AI doomposting, and nostalgic scrobbling into the void
- 01:31 UTC19The AI infrastructure wobbles while devs debate whether TypeScript is too much or not enough
- Sunday, 14 December 2025
- 11:19 UTC18e-ink monitors, extinct cats, brain magnets, and Adventure nostalgia
- 02:59 UTC17single-file HTML tools, Go secrets, dead celebrity data recovery, Markov nostalgia, and memory-safe C collide in today's Saturday morning nerd buffet
- 02:40 UTC16VPNs lying about locations, microservices losing to monoliths, and a dead celebrity's lists resurrected from the digital abyss
- Saturday, 13 December 2025
- 16:23 UTC15Apple giveth, Apple taketh away, and engineers keep reinventing storage
- 11:18 UTC14humidifiers break free, Go breaks builds, and climate breaks bird species
- 02:45 UTC13security fails, math mysticism, and everyone hates their TV
- 00:44 UTC12rodents, rainbows of unicode, and reverse spreadsheets: just another friday night on HN
- Friday, 12 December 2025
- 15:54 UTC11GPT-5.2 drops while hackers debate whether AI knows anything at all
- 14:37 UTC10AI learns to confess sins while humans argue about beans and Python
- 13:56 UTC9infrastructure week meets memory safety debates
- 11:14 UTC8when nerds build things and fight robots, democracy optional
- 10:52 UTC7another day of nerds building cool stuff while AI takes their jobs
- 05:46 UTC6Engineers building castles in the air while arguing about the blueprints
- Thursday, 11 December 2025
- 23:16 UTC5When AI promises quality but delivers chaos, React leaks secrets, and governments ban privacy tools
- 13:43 UTC4bureaucrats argue about fonts while hackers port Mario to dead consoles
- 13:14 UTC3Another day, another existential crisis about algorithms controlling everything
- 13:09 UTC2tech giants censoring while programmers argue about memory allocation
August 20251 editions
- Wednesday, 13 August 2025
- 18:00 UTC1DeepSeek drops another benchmark-crusher, Zed goes agentic, and HN mourns AmigaDOS royalty